honor my dick

a statement one makes before a girl is about to perform oral sex. It is a classier version than saying "Bow down to my dick".

Guy: Miss, would you please honor my dick?
Girl: Certainly good sir. I would love to.

honor my dick by senator hummus November 11, 2010

honor cosplayer

Honor Cosplayers are cosplayers who refuse to crossdress, under the belief that it undermines the character's uniqueness and disrespect the character.

Dude 1: Hey, dude, I thought you were gonna cosplay as a girl for this costume party.
Dude 2: I was, but then I realized it would be better if I didn't.
Dude 1: Why?
Dude 2: Because it would be disrespectful of girls to misrepresent them by pretending to be them.
Dude 1: Uhhh... don't tell me you're an honor cosplayer.
Dude 2: If people want to dis their hero by undermining their uniqueness, that's their choice. But I will respect my heroes.

honor cosplayer by NerdyNoob March 17, 2017

Honor Cavern 

Similar to the Klingon Right of Ascension except the pain sticks are replaced by penises.

Barry thought he was a real hard ass but he didn't even last 6 minutes in that Honor Cavern on his birthday last Friday.

Honor Cavern by Gibby Mumford May 26, 2020

Honor roller 

1. Someone who makes the honor roll.

2. Martin Prince's NASA-designed soapbox derby car from the 1991 Simpsons episode 'Saturdays of Thunder'. (It is a play on the words 'honor roll' and 'Lunar Rover'.)

3. A total nerd.

1. "Guess what, dad! Your son is officially an honor roller!"

2. "Bart, if she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators." - Martin Prince on 'Honor Roller'

3. "Haha! Look at that shirt! 'Honor roller'... what a dork!"

Honor roller by Jacopo August 21, 2009

Honor Board 

(v) very similar to water boarding. But in the end you confess that you cheated to the Stevens Honor Board instead of mentioning your crimes as a terrorist.

Yo, Matt was Honor Boarded and was kicked out of school.

Honor Board by TheSexBo-ombs September 29, 2018

Honor System 

Free music from the band Honor Society. They release a FREE song every week on their website www.Honorsocietymusic.com with the promise that you will share the songs with everyone you know. Duh

Its thursday, did you download your new song from the Honor System yet?

Honor System by Megan Skehan November 22, 2010

Honor roll 

Smart people, normally first in their classes or high in society, that you would never expect to do something wrong, who smoke marijuana.

Me: Yo did you know our valedictorian rolls up on weekends and gets faded?

You: Oh word? Dang that dude's on the honor roll.

Honor roll by natedawg247 January 21, 2011