honeymoon lana del rey

lana del reys best album

lana stan: oh you know lanas best album?
amazing and beautiful people: oh you mean honeymoon lana del rey? yeah thats her best album

by swansongstan July 26, 2024

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Florida Honeymoon

Describing a brief affair without benefit of marriage. Likely more appropriate to a more sexually conservative era.

“I wouldn’t think she would fuss with little details like getting married,” he said soberly. “A Florida honeymoon would be more in her line.” Raymond Chandler, The Lady in the Lake.

by Debboleh October 10, 2021

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Honeymoon trail

The female version of the happy trail, brandished by a woman truly confident in her body.

Friend: My girl is shaved clean as a dolphin.
Me: That's wack, I'd rather follow the honeymoon trail to the magic forest.

by Mandingo Shakespeare July 18, 2023

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Honeymooned

1. Easy, to go on a honeymoon

1. Alex and Maria went to Bora Bora and they honeymooned

by Chadjohnson March 14, 2021

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Honeymoon Cocktail

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.

Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”

by Capt. Ivan Drago February 02, 2024

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