Homiesexual

When you wanna keep a good relation ship with your bros but sometimes you have to do some border line gay shit.
“You bro can you rub my thigh

Yeah sure bro I’m homiesexual”
by Taint slayer May 16, 2019
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Homiesexual

(Adjective) the charicteristic of a person who has love for the homies but isnt gay.
(Verb) a homiesexual has love for the homies but isnt gay
"Bro i love my boy's"

"Doesn't that make you gay?"
"Nah man I'm just homiesexual"
by Big Scrumptious Tyrone February 21, 2020
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Homiesexual

This is a sexuality defined by being in love with the homies. Examples include group hugs in the shower, tucking in and kissing the homies goodnight, and talking about your feelings with the homies. It is not homo, as the last o is replaced with an IE, ie. not gay.

The brains of homiesexuals are in line with lifters, gamers, pussy slayers of all kind, and their actions are reminiscent of medieval kings and great Roman emperors. Homiesexuals assert that wearing socks is a key difference between being a homie and a homo. Homosexuality is also polyamorous, as to make sure all the boys get loved equally. This differentiates it from bromance, which are monogamous, though bromancers and homiesexuals have a lot of overlap, as they both say no homo after each and every sentence. Scientists such as myself believe that this homiesexuality is the next step for mankind as high levels of serotonin and dopamine have been found in their brains after "vibing with the lads".
Fucking homos!
Ayy no gay shit bro, we just homiesexual.
Straight up only the boys, no homo, full homie.
by Spumbag 257 December 10, 2020
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Homiesexual

Me and the boys are homiesexual. We all think Steven has a juicy ass, but only if there are no girls around.
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Homiesexual

Person one: let's have sex
Person two: k
Person one: it's homiesexual
by HomiesexualMan123 December 15, 2020
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Homiesexual

Bro I’m Homiesexual can we smash cause I need sexual favors right now?
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Homiesexual

Hoe’s before bro’s? Nah the bro is the hoe
"Bros before hoes!" "Nah man I'm a homiesexual, c'mere"
by AshesToAshes21 May 22, 2022
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