homemade chomper

When your mum cuts your hair and she isn't a hairdresser.
by Tamspink August 08, 2017
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Homemade Krave

When you poop on a baking sheet lined with parchment paper and then cum in a jar and after freezing the cum for thirty minutes you stuff poop balls with the cum and bake at 400 degrees for 11 minutes
Yo man I made this awesome homemade krave, you gotta try it!
by Dan F.C. April 21, 2024
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Homemade Molten Lava Cake

When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
by Mr.NateHiggers February 23, 2024
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homemade piss lemonade

Lemonade made in your house with piss as the main ingredient. It’s also used when someone made terrible move in party games.
Your answer is totally a cup of homemade piss lemonade
by D_Dawg_Y February 23, 2020
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Homemade Goodness

Material or things made by someone who isn’t very well known and makes it themselves and is somewhat independent.

Usually it applies to artists who are either up-and-coming, not popular yet, or are already popular but not mainstream Level.
I love independent and up-and-coming artists and chefs. So much homemade goodness.
by Justicewithtacosandweed August 12, 2018
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homemade colonoscopy

When someone you know takes a pressure washer and points it up your butt. This is not so affective and is not recommended because of the lack of hygeine. Well at least if you did have cancer it's all over the concrete now.
(Usually used if too lazy to go to the doctor)
Hey, my mom just did a Homemade Colonoscopy on me. Feels great to be cancer free.
by LandCan November 22, 2017
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Nice homemade cookies

A term for penis and the sex resulting from it
Micheal: I'm gonna have some nice homemade cookies

Jerome: should I tell him
by Racoomer March 17, 2022
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