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Holt

Kind of cool, kind of funny, kind of(very) retarded. Sub-par at miniclip pool.
Thats really funny Holt. But did you take into consideration that I had sexual relations with your mother?
by ObjectivelyCorrectOpinions November 27, 2021
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Tayla holt

The most funny amazing girls in the world and the girl of my dreams
Wow she's just like Tayla holt
by Thejuany July 24, 2016
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Alex Holt

Alex Holt Analy raped Sam Murphy last night.
by Tamerods January 14, 2019
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Holt

Mean girl who act like a teachers pet around teachers and is actually a mean bitch who hurts you and is most likely your enemy.
MOM "who stabbed you with a pencil
YOU " Holt!
by XXXDavid May 30, 2018
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Captain Raymond Holt

An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .

He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.

His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.

His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).

He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"

"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.
by Spaghetti_Lover_69 September 13, 2023
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logan holt

They are very sexy and nice, and will care about you forever even if you do something to hurt them
Girl A. Man I need a Logan holt
Girl B. You just found one *looking at the attractive male*
by Trigger warning bird November 30, 2017
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kane holt

the art of having a piss kink.
piss on me daddy kane holt”
by ellie hou August 12, 2022
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