Santonio Holmes

To make an incredible save or bail out, like Santonio Holmes did in Super Bowl XLIII.

"Dude, we were so almost busted last night."
"Really? How did you get out?"
"Ah, Grant pulled a Santonio Holmes."
"Nice!"

Santonio Holmes by superbowlxliii February 4, 2009

katie holmes 

annoyingly in love with tom cruise. insists on eating his face in every public place. obsessed with scientology..whatever that is.

katie holmes: "yes we are in love, i love him so much etc etc etc"

katie holmes by sex_pants April 27, 2006

Schofield Holmes

A noetic, genius detective who likes astronomy, screenwriting; perhaps known to be rude; his attributes would match with Sherlock Holmes.

Schofield Holmes has got no friends.

Schofield Holmes by Cosmonaut Mercy February 20, 2022

Doing a holmes 

This is when, instead of going out with all of your friends. you just stay in and be lame

You coming out tonight?
Nah
Dude. don't do a holmes on me
no way man, I'm doing a holmes

Doing a holmes by thornville boyzzz November 13, 2011

Stephen Holmes 

A very good looking person with crazy hair and rocks on the guitar

Damn! You see that guy's hair!? He's either Asian or a Stephen Holmes!

Stephen Holmes by Mr. Sex Machine December 29, 2009

James Eagan Holmes 

The perpetrator of the Aurora Colorado shootings in July 2012. A mentally deranged murderer who initiated the largest mass shooting in the United States since the Columbine High School Massacre in 1999. Twelve people were killed and over seventy were injured, the youngest victim being three months old.

If justice prevails, this man will be given the death penalty and guns will no longer be allowed to be sold online, as this man purchased the majority of his arsenal over the internet without proper identification.

James Eagan Holmes killed twelve people and wounded seventy others. He deserves no mercy.

James Eagan Holmes by Johan The Destroyer August 1, 2012

Fartlock Holmes 

1) one who smells the flatus and won't rest until they find out who tooted the butt bugle; higher prevalence in females.

2) super human ability to sense and track butthole music milliseconds after or even prior to its liberation from the chocolate starfish.

Kris: "Damn dude, Kelly Sepulveda is always picking up on my ass creepers. I'm like so embarrassed and stuff"

Jamie: "Tell me about it bro, she's totally Fartlock Holmes."

Fartlock Holmes by weenus222 November 4, 2010