Hister

Sister's husband. Synonym for brother-in-law, married to sister.

My hister ate my sandwich.

by wother and hister February 27, 2026

dean hiserote's

A person who thinks they are cool but has no life and Fantasizes of having a girlfriend one day. Somebody who drives a POS neon but has big wishes. SOMEBODY who lives in their parents basement who trolls everybody online.

" dude you are acting like a real dean hiserote's right now!" Nobody likes you because of that!

by Urban tru October 30, 2017

mrs.hesser

known as the first option. shes the most popular girl you’ll ever meet, she makes everybody smile. every single person loves her. she can be strict but, shes very loose. she’ll never say no to something. shes a very powerful woman and, she always wins rights.

“ she is such a mrs.hesser! “

by lovingyourmom November 22, 2021

Schmidt-Hissrich

To fuck up something beyond repair. To butcher somethin.

-Did you watch Witcher series after season 1?
-No, the producer really Schmidt-Hissriched that one..

by YourAverageCritic August 8, 2023

Mr. Hesser

Mr. Hesser is whiz at math, is tall and slender, but aside from his math skills, he says the stupidest things. If you ever meet a Mr. Hesser, keep clear, because he'll annoy you to no end. He isn't very good with kids, and he's a soda drinker.

Guy #1: Oh that guy is really retarded so he must be a Mr. Hesser!
Guy #2: I know I heard he only buys his stuff at garage sales.

by lizalizard April 18, 2014