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Hinsdale

The Ultimate Suburb. Houses are Massive. People are Rich, Sexy, and Powerful. The "it" car is the Bentley Continental. Everyone who lives there knows who belongs and who doesn't. To the south is Burr Ridge, to the north is Oak Brook, to the west is Clarendon Hills, and to the east is Western Springs. Hinsdale is all about classiness. No fast food is welcome in that town, because it brings scum and unwanted pounds that are not welcome on any Hinsdalean. That said, everyone knows Lifetime is the place to be, its full of hinsdale hotness. People knock Hinsdale because of "everyone having an attitude". In reality, all those people wish they could have that attitude. The kids party hard and are cocky. They have the right to be. The parents get them whatever they want. A 16th birthday means a trip along Ogden Ave. to one of the Lux car places....ya SoOoo not used. Cops love busting Hinsdale kids. They're just pissed that they have to babysit the rich folks kids on the weekends, knowing that regardless of what they bust up, these elite kids are getting out of it. So to those of Hinsdale. Happy Power to You.
(Dinner in Oak Brook)
Oh, look at those kids at that table. The guys are damn fine and classy. The girls are super-skinny, uber-hot, have Chanel handbags, and are wearing UGG boots with Juicy pants. Everyone has a different North Face jacket. And what's that outside, their fleet of Range Rovers? Oh wow. Those kids are SoOooOOO Hinsdale.
by shoelover2833 November 19, 2009
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hindus

A member of the oldest living religion in the world. Precursor to Buddhism. The only faith worth having. Even jews lick Hindu balls when they voraciously study yoga, become vegetarians, take up meditation, and use the "Star of David," which is actually an ancient Hindu symbol meaning perfect meditation (nara-narayana).
by Sigmund Johanessen May 5, 2003
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Hinsdale Central High School

Take New Trier High School and hit 'copy and paste'.
Hinsdale Central High School is basically New Trier minus 2,000 students.
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The Hines Maneuver

The sexual act of slamming ones hand, open palm in a forceful manner, on the back of your partner’s head whilst receiving oral pleasure. This is done to get an unwilling girl to get the shaft farther down her throat.
Jill couldn’t get my dick down her throat far enough so I had to perform the Hines Maneuver on her.
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hijus

To describe so profoundly ugly that it makes your brain stop working for a second. For example: goatse. Used typically to describe a person of a revoltingness beyond what was thought to be possible.
-Jason had his girlfriend Christina up visiting.

-Was she ugly?

-...hijus, man...
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Hinesh

One crazy hindu that loves to party, he's always at a sesh (party) whenever you call him and always types in capital letters!
Me: Yo Hinesh what you doin?
Hinesh: YO I'M AT A LIT SESH RIGHT NOW, IT'S BEAUTIFUL
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hindustan

the indian sub-continent. India, pakistan, bangladesh etc.
BHANGRA! available in hindustan.
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