Where a unique and talented woman "rhythmically contracts her vaginal muscles" on a mans penis to make him achieve an orgasm.
Bro...
I found a unicorn last night.
I hooked up with an uggo from the bar and she finished me off with a Hindu Massage.
I think I'm in love...
by Johnny.wadd78261 February 9, 2021
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1. A phrase directed at a person of Indian descent or Hindu religion to express dissatisfaction of what he or she is doing.

2. A phrase said in frustration toward a person of Indian descent, a person of Hindu religion, or anyone that has a name of Hindu
God Hindu! Take out the trash!

The floor is a mess! God Hindu!
by tigerbait504 November 23, 2009
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Hindus pray in temples. The 'dot on the forehead' is known as a bindi. It's there for medical reasons, actually. Those really old scientists knew that that place just above where your eyebrows meet is also an important place for the nerves in your brain.
Chaya feels Bindi (hindu dot) is fulfilling her spiritual needs.
by Vikramadtya November 17, 2006
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A caste of Indians, mostly from the north, who are direct descendants of the Aryan race of norther Germany/central Europe. They were the original warriors, and always will be. They came from Europe, riding and conquering and eventually conquered the entire Indian peninsula.

One example is the surname Singh, Pratap, or something of the sort.

Rajputs are still the virtual upper caste in India and occupy much of Rajasthan and Uttar Pradesh.
Singh BAMF warrior fighter badass Hindu Rajput
by RUman2013 December 15, 2009
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Its when you pull your dick out of a girls ass and there's a little chunk of shit on it, then continue to flick the piece of crap on the middle of her forehead resembling the dot of a Hindi woman
Lay still honey while I fire off this shitty hindu
by The Slingshot May 25, 2010
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Man serves you in petrol station (he is indian) you are taking your time to decide what will please your appetite, He remarks "can you hurry up, I want to be ears deep in this bitching Hindu flower"
by lickuranus November 20, 2012
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when you take a handful of Viagra at the age of 25 and pound you girlfriend so hard in rear on Halloween night and shoot a quick heavy shot of cum on her forehead causing her to wake up the next morning with a red dot and practicing Hinduism.
OMG Becky look at your forehead, did you boyfriend perform the hindu hammer last night?

Response: Fuck ya he did it was Halloween BEEEEAATCH
by Rock Hard Balboa October 31, 2017
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