Chocolate Helicopter

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When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.

Person #1: The other day I took a comedically large, perfectly shaped turd and the toilet wouldn't flush it!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.

Person #2: You should've taken a video!

by antipierspirant February 6, 2022

didn't hear the helicopter

when someone does not notice something that is blatantly obvious

Wow! John's been having an affair for three years and his wife didn't hear the helicopter?

Vincent was getting scammed but he didn't hear the helicopter.

by Whathelicopter July 31, 2016

Helicopter Boss

The helicopter leader, manager or supervisor is one who is continually interfering with their direct reports, when not asked - constantly checking in, suggesting, fixing, educating, advising, improving, one-upping, interrogating, explaining, and otherwise "bothering" folks, when folks are not asking them for help or support.

Helicopter bosses often have some psycho-social-emotional need that prevents them from leaving others alone. Often this need in rooted in some sense of insecurity, or in a need for control and power, or a need for perfection, or even a need to be needed (i.e, seen, heard, acknowledged, appreciated, or loved). Interfering and bothering others is how they assuage one or more of these needs.

Matthew "helicopter boss" Schmalz, is a fictional service manager for a mechanical contractor. Matthew calls his employees multiple times a day to tell them how their job should be done and to point out their mistakes. This makes him a definite helicopter boss.

by DEEMCol November 12, 2011

heemihead

One who habitually uses or has been affected negatively by the use of PCP (Phencyclidine.)

I was down at the bus station and saw a heemihead fall in a puddle and start convulsing.

by nocturnal December 29, 2004

pinochet helicopter

A joyous experience that any self respecting social justice warrior should volunteer for.Involves being bundled onto a helicopter and thrown from a great height,usually into the pacific ocean.

the whiny bitch could not back up her arguments,so we put her on a pinochet helicopter and threw her into the pacific.

by rillnegro May 28, 2016

Helibop

A blinding white light

I cant see after looking at that helibop

by ropergilson August 26, 2006

Helicopter poop

In a public restroom with toilet stalls, one stands on top of the walls of stall. Then making sure they have aligned their asshole with the water in the toilet they drop a bomb. There is also a variation in which the pooper deploys diarrhea, this is called operation rolling thunder.

Dude, there was nobody in the restroom so i took a helicopter poop and there was major splash back.

by shit-squad April 2, 2011