roman army helmet

When a man puts his balls over a woman's eyes and lays his penis across her nose to resemble a helmet that the Roman's used to wear.

William Wickus-Onic Shimpeno smokes a shitload of crack. He lied and stole from me so when he took a crack nap, I gave him a Roman Army Helmet.

by granddaddykaddy March 13, 2011

Tricia Helfer

The smoking-hot Canadian actress who plays Number 6 in the re-imagined series of Battlestar Galactica.

Tricia Helfer is hot.

by matrixbadger February 17, 2009

Heller's Ass

A moment of supreme trollery in the middle of a nuclear crisis level tense situation.

Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!

Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!

by ArmadaBledd September 21, 2011

helmr

A hip person to look up to

yo helmr iz dank cuz hes a celebraty n wont be rejected

by mattsmama December 7, 2014

Helmet Butter

In sports, the greasy butter one feels on the sweatband of a helmet that is used by multiple people. It's a positive indicator that the helmet has never been cleaned. Helmet butter is ubiquitouslying noticed when picking up a sports helmet, is very greasy to the touch, and usually makes one grimace until they can sanitize their hand. Helmet butter is not USDA approved, even though it's viscosity is measured in calories. The FDA has started clinical trials as to helmet butter's efficient properties for being a gag-reflex inducer, and is likely to get approval.

Coachs handing out helmets to participants often say, "yuck, my finger is covered in helmet butter!"

by Dr Drew, PhD October 12, 2016

handburglar helper

Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.

Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.

by Morlun July 26, 2008

pink helmet

The top of a penis shaft. It resembles an equipment helmet thats used in sports to protect your head from injury.

Woman "My boyfriends pink helmet is so big, I almost chocked trying to suck it."

Man "I clubbed that stripper on the head so hard with my pink helmet, she went to the hospital with a concussion!"

by FernandoAl December 1, 2013