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Helicopter Ride

The act of waking a woman up by violentely swinging your penis in her face in a counter-clockwise/clickwise circular motion, while screaming in your best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression "GET TO THE CHOPPA!"
After John gave Susan a Helicopter Ride he made her a portuguese breakfast and then she was off to work.
by G stein April 11, 2008
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heliophilia

(N.) An addiction to the sun. Always needing it's rays to survive life. Needing summer all year round.
"Sammi has heliophilia;therefore, she lives at the beach,and is outside everyday"

"The sunflower needs the sun to survive as so does a person with heliophilia"
by smdsweetheart January 4, 2014
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Helicopter Penis

Created when a nude man successfully attempts to take flight by swinging his penis in circles like the blades on a helicopter.
"What's that in the sky?"
"Is it a bird?"
"Is it a plane?"
"No you fuckin morons! Get your fuckin eyes checked, it's just Joe -- he finally got his helicopter penis up and running."
by that1dud3 November 30, 2009
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Helicopter Dick

A sexual display wherein a male gyrates his pelvis so that his flaccid penis whirls in a radial manner like the blades of a helicopter. Such a display is often used to impress a female or females before a sexual act.
Jane was uncertain as to whether she would allow John to perform the act of vaginal penetration until he used his helicopter dick maneuver, then she readily succumbed.
by Philosopher Queen July 9, 2011
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Helinton

He's such a Helinton, he gets a 2 in everything
by the_super_boss April 17, 2017
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Chocolate Helicopter

(chaa · kluht heh · luh · kaap · tr)

When you take a shit so large that it spins around in the toilet, painting the bowl brown before finally taming the beast after a couple of flushes.
Person #1: The other day I took a comedically large, perfectly shaped turd and the toilet wouldn't flush it!
Person #2: Really?
Person #1: Yeah! After the third flush it was just spinning around like a chocolate helicopter and painted the whole bowl brown.

Person #2: You should've taken a video!
by antipierspirant February 6, 2022
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didn't hear the helicopter

when someone does not notice something that is blatantly obvious
Wow! John's been having an affair for three years and his wife didn't hear the helicopter?

Vincent was getting scammed but he didn't hear the helicopter.
by Whathelicopter July 31, 2016
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