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by notchadypuweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee July 6, 2003

Heffer

Gangster and/or druggie.

Look at her run.

Yep, shes a fast little heffer.

by Orange swirl smoothie October 30, 2009

Heffer

Old fisherman or old person.

That Heffer just smiled at me.

by Phail and Dan October 27, 2008

Gorilla Heffer Pig

A fat pig faced monstrosity who is hairy and often smells.

What would happen if a gorilla, a cow and a pig were genetically spliced together or underwent some some of "Brundelfly" telepod accident.

Perhaps the ugliest kind of woman there is.

Doglet: Jesus mate you look like shit! What happened?

Tonno: I got wasted last night and woke up next to a Gorilla Heffer Pig.

Doglet: Harsh times.

by Doglet August 27, 2010

Heffub

A huge fat roll between the waist and the genitals, the furthermost protruding point of the body.

Most often the roll is dressed/worn below the belt.

Fat hair dressers like to rub it against their clients.

The heffub must be peeled back for intimate encounters.

Look at Elke's heffub...it's soo damn big that it arrives five minutes before she does.

by Mewkie November 6, 2009

Holiday Heffer

Someone who goes out of their way to ruin your holidays. mainly christmas

Sally: Hey Juniper lets go get some crackers for Christmas day!!!

Juniper: Nah, Christmas is for Losers...

Sally: You Holiday Heffer!!!

by MurphMonster January 3, 2009

John Hefford

normal dude who is a slave at Canadas wonder. Has two retarded dogs MASSIVE COCK.

OMG john hefford is hot

by pplover22 August 30, 2022