heapy

The biggest asshole out there. He will whine at you and cry for pippa

Heapy: pippa I love you
Everyone: shut the fuck up Heapy

by Bradders0008 May 8, 2016

thats heaps

aussie slang from australia

when theres too much of the high level and they wont "lower it" you tell them "thats heaps"

by scat1 November 18, 2004

Tweet Heap

An excessive amount of messages waiting for you when you log on to Twitter that you feel obligated to read.

I just got out of a long meeting, and now I've got a big assed tweet heap to go through.

by kenrg March 20, 2009

Butt heap

To heap on the butt.
A group of men penetrating the anus simultaniously

See bexing

"This weekend was awesome, I got butt heaped by Melvin and his friends"

"Fancy a butt heap?"

"I heard that Kate got a mean butt heap, now she has no control over her bowels"

by Fuck plug December 18, 2008

Hexaphenylbenzene

A dumb ass chemical that your chink professor will make you synthesize in Organic Chemistry. Tastes OK on dick, but may burn.

When Ragan blows David, she sprinkles a little Hexaphenylbenzene on that big white cock first. Sometimes, it burns.

by Sreggin EtahI December 8, 2003

hefalump

(n)A large female mammal that walks upright on its hind legs in clothing that is uncoftably to reavealing and claims to be sexy. Also see Woozle.

The Florida malls are overflowing with hefalumps, someone should tell the hunting comision.

by LORD J July 1, 2005

Heap

'The Heap' or 'Heap' refers to a car which is falling apart in nearly everyway possible, disliked by its owner on large scale, and quite often the owner will have been completely conned and waste alot of money hopelessly trying to save the heap

Owner: "just been for a drive in the heap, it stalled 3 times, then i had to get towed home"

Friend: "Woah, that really is a heap mate"

by one_of_lewis's_friends June 14, 2008