tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

head-over-heels

In disorderly haste; really confused or disordered; ass backward

The test result turned my orderly life head-over-heels.

by talk2me-JCH2 December 2, 2022

Heels up

The most prominent nickname for Kamala Harris, alongside “cameltoe”.

We all know how “heels up” Harris got to where she is.

by SnakeEyes3474 August 24, 2021

bonerstarter heels

Basically bonerstarter heels means much the same as 'fuck-me heels'. But bonestarters are are just a few percent sexier. The term bonestarter refers to the effect that seeing an attractive female in such sexy high heels usually has on most males, which is to start to give him a 'boner'. While almost all high heels are bonestarters to some degree, actual bonstarters are just that bit more obvious in the reason the lady has decided to wear them. Bonestarter heels are often on the verge of being whore heels but are just enough away from whore heels to be worn in general public.

She wore those those 4.5" bonerstarter heels to the office again. I was all worked up until she finally left for the day.
Last night, she serviced me while wearing those bonerstarter heels.
She always winks at me everytime she wears those blue bonerstarter heels. What a tease!

by bnzvtt August 6, 2018

High Heels!

a game for baddies

high heels! is only for bad bitches

by manelaliaga April 17, 2021

Do Me heels

Heels designed to make people see you want to be fucked hard from behind in a nightclub toliet

A: I really want to fuck one of those chicks
B: Go for the one in the Do Me Heels, you know she'll take it up the ass in the toliets

by CrazyMentalChild May 10, 2015

alabama heelsplitter

When a male is fucking a female in the ass and pulls out and kicks the females heels from underneath while wearing steel-toe boots. Then, while she is writhing in pain on the ground, he proceeds to ejaculate all over her face.

Jim: Yo did you hear what John did to Kelly last night?
Peter: No what?
Jim: He gave her the old alabama heelsplitter
Peter: Damn what a slut

by JMags and Challs April 19, 2011