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Pete Hegseth

A TV host and author who is now the nominee for Secretary of Defense in 2025, wants an "American victory" to be the end of globalism, Islamism, secularism, leftism, and enviormentalism. Although, he has fought Iraq and Afghanistan wars, he also is being accused for sexual assault.
Man, Pete Hegseth is kind of weird!
by popbulligan December 5, 2024
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Blacktooth headset

The type of “headset” typically used by lower income African American mobile phone users. Aka: yelling into a speaker phone in public.
Jesus what’s that loud ass Ebonics riddled noise?

Oh that’s Lashanda using her blacktooth headset so everyone within a mile knows why she ain’t tryna hear all dat.
by LibtardTriggerWarning February 26, 2025
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Full Hegseth

Getting drunk and dropping inappropriate stuff in a work groupchat because your opsec is secure
"I had to call HR because Larry went Full Hegseth after beers at lunch, he said Janice's tits are primo. This is why nobody invites him out"
by JWR8 March 26, 2025
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No Headsets Matter

No Headsets Matter, also referred to as 673, is a notorious terrorist group known for their extreme and violent stance against anyone wearing headsets. Founded by Lukas, Tntwbbh, and Withdrawls, this radical organization operates with chilling efficiency, carrying out targeted attacks and assassinations against their perceived enemies. They believe that headset users are part of a sinister plot to control and surveil the population, and thus must be eliminated. NHM's tactics include guerrilla warfare, ambushes, and public executions, striking fear into the hearts of those who dare to wear headsets. Despite global efforts to dismantle them, NHM, or 673, remains a significant threat, leaving a trail of terror and destruction in their wake.
Person 1: I wanna play Fortnite with you, do you have a headset?
Lukas: YOU'RE DONE, BLUD! You have been marked by No Headsets Matter and will get sinister'd up by 673 and our Polish twink slaves!
by UltimateAryan November 16, 2025
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Shaketh My Headeth

A fancier way of announcing your head-shaking action
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see the new My Little Pony episode?"
Person 2: "Shaketh My Headeth, it is of the course that I have not partaken in observing that childish cartoon show"
Person 1: "Okay Shakespeare, I was just asking..."
by Poopstick404 May 28, 2017
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doing a Hegseth

When caught doing something wrong, to deny it utterly and insult and demean the person who caught you doing it.
"I heard a cop caught Jim running a red light and nearly hitting someone. He said the light was green, it was the other guy's fault, and the cop was fat, stupid and blind."
"Oh, he was doing a Hegseth, then!"
by xdemos March 29, 2025
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amazon.com uses a long title for the meta quest 3 128gb base model.
this results in stuff like this:
person: *searches meta quest 3 on amazon*
amazon: are you interested in the Meta Quest 3 128GB— Breakthrough Mixed Reality Headset — Powerful Performance?
person: why couldn't you just say "meta quest 3 128gb"? isnt that a little extra?
by daftrio August 23, 2024
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