Headlight Fluid

When Gavin forgets the word for washer fluid

Gavin: "The Headlight Fluid container fell into the car onto his lap"
Gus: "The Headlight Fluid container, really?"

by CURNICNLGEE January 26, 2022

Headlight chicken

When two grown ass adults refuse to dim their brights as they approach each other.

Karen wrecked her car because she refuses to lose at headlight chicken.

by Beerme78 January 31, 2022

headlight warrior

When two people are having sex in a parking lot at night, they turn on the headlights so that the inside of the car isn’t visible.

Person A: Dude, do you see the car rocking over there?
Person B: Yeah, headlight warriors for real.

by sonyteevee July 2, 2024