harold and kumar 

Harold and Kumar is a very halarious movie espeacially when you are smokin'. In the movie Kumar gets a quater of Durban and he hides it in his M CATZ book. It turns out at the end that they get a whole pound from Bradley.

At night i smoke while watching Harold and Kumar smoke too. If i saw the movie sober i would just want to smoke and not watch that movie sober ever again.

harold and kumar by scott osbourne May 13, 2005

Harold and Maude

The best love story ever. Period.
With the greatest soundtrack ever as well.

You know it's true.

Even Andy Warhol admitting to blubbering at the end of Harold and Maude.

Harold and Maude by kikikikikikikiki May 18, 2008

Harold and Maude

A cliche used to describe a couple in which one partner is significantly older than the other.

Taken from the title of a cult movie (1971, Hal Ashby) starring Bud Cort and Ruth Gordon. Intergenerational love affair between a 20 and 79 year old, culminating in an important life lesson. Has an excellent Cat Stevens soundtrack and stellar photographic/cinematic effects given the technology of the time. For many, the closing sequence (last 15 minutes) of the film qualifies as one of the best endings in modern film.

Man, that 85 year old widower and that bottle blonde are totally Harold and Maude!

Harold and Maude by ignor September 26, 2004

Harold and Kumar 

A brown person and asian person hanging out together. Don't necessarily have to be stoners but it doesn't hurt if the duo actually are.

Sing and Ho : What you wanna do today go to whitecastle?

Random Bystander: (Speaking in gay lisp) OMG! You guys are sooo Harold and Kumar.

Harold and Kumar by Caucasian4567 May 6, 2009

Harold Camping Wrong 

After two failed apocalypse predictions, Harold Camping, misled thousands of followers into believing Judgement Day would occur in 1994 and then again on May 21, 2011. After neither date ended the world, Harold Camping said he wasn't wrong, but just misinterpreted the Bible... again. Now we get to look forward to the new date of Oct. 21, 2011... Now whenever you're wrong just remember you aren't Harold Camping Wrong.

Staci: I'm sorry, I was wrong about that.

Brittany: It's cool, at least you weren't Harold Camping Wrong.

Harold Camping Wrong by BEJ0124 September 23, 2011

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle

The greatest movie in the history of the world. If you are Asian, from New Jersey, Jewish, or smoke weed, you will definitely love this movie. But even if you don't, you will still love it, because it is the funniest movie of all time.

Cool Person: Guess what?
Loser: What?
Cool Person: I watched Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle twice in the past 24 hours. And then I went to white castle.
Loser: Oh.

Harold and Kumar go to White Castle by i_love_jew_fros August 18, 2004

Harold Faltermeyer 

The man who did the soundtrack for the movies Beverly Hills Cop 1, 2 & 3. He is notably the person responsible for composing the song Axel F, which has been ripped off and made more annoying by a frog with his penis hanging out of his pants.

I turned on the TV one day to find out that someone had ruined a good song by using a frog with a small cock. They better have payed Harold Faltermeyer heaps of money for this tradgedy.

Harold Faltermeyer by Pirate Jonno December 4, 2005