Harbor master

The guy who officiates a docking practice.

Hey guys, let's shove our dicks into each other's foreskin!
Wait, we need a harbor master!

by TheHarborMaster February 11, 2015

Harder than obsidian

Your man when he sees Pieck Finger

Her: You’re harder than obsidian!
You: I just watched a Pieck Finger edit, wanna roleplay?

by TheProGuyDudeBro April 15, 2021

Benton Harbor bankroll

A folded amount of single dollar bills with one larger bill wrapped around it.

I dipped in my pocket for my Benton Harbor bankroll

by bobojr November 2, 2011

alan harper

In reference to Jon Cryer's character in Two and a Half Men. The act of going to extreme lengths to be cheap and get out of paying for things.

"Frank, that cheap bastard, didn't want to split dinner so he left his wallet in the car!"
"He Alan Harpered you?!"
"Big time, buddy. I had to pick up his tab."

by Spinache903 July 22, 2017

Oak Harbor Ohio

Full of hicks who fight about who’s truck is bigger or who can chew more dip. most girls are hoes and go around boy to boy just to use them for their cattle. also most guys care more about their cigs rather than getting a diploma and stick to farming. yeee haw

Did you see all those damn tractors in oak harbor ohio?

by kaydaddy January 3, 2019

Safety harbor middle

A school where teachers complain about you speed walking in a empty hallway, food tastes like shit, and grass is a higher priority then kids

Idk add me on discord Lj#2679 (safety harbor middle school)

by Safety harbor middle September 7, 2021

Chris Harper Mercer

A based robot who killed 9 normalfags after brining the beta uprising meme into reality.

Some of you guys are alright don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.

Chris Harper Mercer was based.

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh December 14, 2022