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I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!

A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.

Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.
"Yeah the happy meals were awesome!"

Drunkard, " I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!"
by JL Azulobo April 9, 2010
mugGet the I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!mug.
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๐ŸŽ‹ yo ๐ŸŽŽ what ๐Ÿ˜ข is ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ up ๐Ÿคด you ๐Ÿคด Guys ๐Ÿ‘Œ right ๐Ÿ˜Ž now ๐Ÿ™Ž โ™‚๏ธ we ๐Ÿคก are ๐Ÿ˜› at ๐Ÿ‘น McDonalds ๐Ÿ˜ก and ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง we ๐Ÿฉฑ just ๐Ÿ˜ found ๐Ÿค— out ๐ŸŽจ when๐ŸŽ— you ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ come ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆณ to ๐ŸŽ… McDonalds ๐Ÿ’ค at โ˜ฆ 3AM โ˜บ you ๐Ÿฅถ can ๐ŸŽŸ get ๐ŸŽข the ๐Ÿ‘ Among ๐Ÿฉฑ us ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐ŸŽจ Happy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง Meal ๐Ÿฆ—
mugGet the ๐ŸŽ‹ yo ๐ŸŽŽ what ๐Ÿ˜ข is ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ up ๐Ÿคด you ๐Ÿคด Guys ๐Ÿ‘Œ right ๐Ÿ˜Ž now ๐Ÿ™Ž โ™‚๏ธ we ๐Ÿคก are ๐Ÿ˜› at ๐Ÿ‘น McDonalds ๐Ÿ˜ก and ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง we ๐Ÿฉฑ just ๐Ÿ˜ found ๐Ÿค— out ๐ŸŽจ when๐ŸŽ— you ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆฐ come ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿฆณ to ๐ŸŽ… McDonalds ๐Ÿ’ค at โ˜ฆ 3AM โ˜บ you ๐Ÿฅถ can ๐ŸŽŸ get ๐ŸŽข the ๐Ÿ‘ Among ๐Ÿฉฑ us ๐Ÿ‘ฉ ๐ŸŽจ Happy ๐Ÿ‘จ ๐Ÿ”ง Meal ๐Ÿฆ—mug.

Happy Meal

When a man has an over abundance of preejaculate while inside a woman, pulls out, and goes down on her, inevitably eating his own sperm.
โ€œHey Luke! Carla told me about how she served you a Happy Meal last night before you went in for the full burger.โ€
by Murlock69 July 13, 2023
mugGet the Happy Mealmug.
Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
mugGet the The Happy Napa Meal Maneuvermug.

Schrรถdinger's Happy Meal

You do not know if the toy in your Schrรถdinger's Happy Meal is a boy toy or a girl toy until you have opened it.
Child: mom, i got a girl toy :(
mom: you did not know if the toy was a boy toy or a girl toy, therefore it was a Schrรถdinger's Happy Meal
by AlternateIsopod July 6, 2023
mugGet the Schrรถdinger's Happy Mealmug.

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