Harpoon in the ass

The act of a male making a thrusting motion into the backside of a female so much that the anus begins to blead.

DAMN BITCH! Now I Can't Sit Down!!

by J35u5 January 21, 2005

Harpoon

During sex when ur jizzing on a girls face u poke her in the eye with ur penis.

Last night i gave madison a harpoon shes alright though

by Harrtmonkey111 May 24, 2011

Harpoons

Many overweight people.

Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons!

by xbadwolfx October 8, 2008

Happions

1. Nickname for Advil. Pain = sad, Advil = Happy.

2. Unit of measurement to measure happiness.

1. What are you doing here? Didn't that girl's boyfriend bash your head in like two hours ago?

I'm good, took a handful of happions, can't feel a thing...

2. How's the new skatepark?

Pretty good, 4 out of 5 happions, prolly woulda got a perfect score if I didn't fall so much cuz I'm not really good at skateboarding...

by spuncer March 29, 2010

harpoon-skiii

an undefined afghan male with purple hair

toothfairy: hey whos that afghan male with a purple mane.
chubaka: haha...that's just harpoon-skiii

by afghan brown November 9, 2010

wisconsin harpoon gun

The Art of giving a facial with cheez whiz and semen simultaneously

"Come on baby, lay that wisconsin harpoon gun on me!"

by Sterling "God Amongst Men" Young June 19, 2008

harpoon

The act of punching a hole in ones pocket to allow frequent masturbation in public places.

"That guys tim, I heard he harpooned his pockets"
"Yeah I thought he was a tosser"

by Serious Sam June 26, 2004