plainville handshake

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.

I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

by HoratioHornblower February 16, 2009

Dirty Handshake

So named for its resemblance to the familiar hand based greeting. This pleasure technique requires the female to be in a doggy style position as four fingers and as much of your hand are inserted into the vagina. Assuming the female has not gorged herself on Tommy's Burger, the thumb can be safely used to penetrate the anus without fear of mudslides. Also referred to as "four in the slit, one in the shit".

If you got deals to make, seal them with a dirty handshake.

by Autistic Pornstar February 5, 2010

Bachelor's Handshake

The act of grabbing a woman's breast, instead of the usual handshake. Then as she raises her hand to slap you in the face high five her. Walk away like a fucking badass.

Joe: I got a restraining order filed against me.
Bob: Why?!
Joe: I gave a bachelor's handshake at the club last night.
Bob: Woah! You're such a badass

by CalvinFromKaty October 9, 2011

blount handshake

Punching a victorious opponent at the end of the contest instead of a handshake. Originated when Oregon Ducks football player LeGarrette Blount clocked Boise State Bronco Byron Hout after a football game between both sides.

Cursed with a bruised ego and shattered pride, he gave the MVP a blount handshake before exiting the field.

by Bongaboi September 5, 2009

dutchman handshake

Same thing as a dutch rudder, but with a cooler and more convenient name

As his best friend he gives him a dutchman handshake every week.

by mircea.ene July 30, 2010

Captains Handshake

The oudacious and drunken act of inserting ones hand down the back of a womans jeans, in an attempt to reach around and grab the crotch. Only applicable to woman who are strangers.

So my buddy just reached down the back of that 40 year olds pants when she was leaning forward at the bar and gave her the Captains Handshake!

by Jeff Steves June 28, 2011

Milwaukee handshake

hand job while wearing a work glove

This road is rougher than a Milwaukee handshake.

by itstrue42 April 29, 2013