HannibalLecter

Good Chef, also a chad. You can ask him to cook your friends and also make a salad.
He can't read minds but he can read your ass :)
example: -You have something on your buttie.

- What is it?

- My gaze baby ;'

HannibalLecter will eat your pinky pie if you don't behave like a gentleman

by Stickofjoy March 11, 2020

Hanniballs

When you ball a girl with both testicals and put your testicals on her eyes, put your dick on the bridge of her nose and the make her like the tip of your dick like a cannibal "hanniballs lecter"

Johhny " sup fag"

James " dude shutup those stories about my dad giving me hanniballs is not true!"

by Jesse the fuckin king April 16, 2009

The Hannibal

The act of having wild jungle sex with a woman, and then eating her, alive.

Stacy kept asking to cuddle after sex, so I Hannibaled her with a little hot sauce.

by pwnzor January 21, 2005

Hannibal

Hannibal.M is an amazing human being. He has the brightest mind. He puts his family first from anything in life. He always tends to take good care of people. He will go to the end of the world to make that one person he truly loves beyond happy. One glance into his eyes can make you fall in love deeply. His smile can make the world stop. You can’t get enough of him. He is a go getter. He is spontaneous and surprising. He never disappoints, he always amazes you. He is so strong. His head is always held high.Hannibal never looks down on anything or anyone. And when he loves, he loves deeply and passionately!

A Hannibal is a everything I need in my life.

by Boch boch June 13, 2020

Hanoibal

Crappy situation/circumstance. Usually used in a sarcastic tone when speaking to someone with a problem that you don't really care about.

"Man, I left my keys in my car."

"Wow, that's such a hanoibal."

by Sexy Ladybug August 9, 2008

Hannibal Lecter humor

Sexually perverted, sadistic, dark and sexually inappropriate humor

This definition of Hannibal Lecter humor refers to a type of humor that only Hannibal Lecter, the character from both the book trilogy and the movies (Hannibal Rising, Hannibal, The Silence of the Lambs and Red Dragon, in chronological order), would find 'funny'.

by Sexydimma August 21, 2013

Hannibalic

Word used to describe a badass person who surprises people by doing the impossible.

Did you hear that Mario crossed the Alps during the winter and snuck into Italy?

Yeah dude, that was totally Hannibalic.

by Cedars May 7, 2017