Handi

Someone that could be so stupid sometimes, though fun to be around. Usually a caring person as charismatic. Sometimes you wanna slap them and say what? But you still love em I guess. Also they are pretty funny and stupid.

You’re such a handi? you’re pulling a handi .

by Timothy crude December 18, 2017

Handicrap Nap

A handycrap nap is when you use the support poles in the handicap toilet stall as an armrest, then lay your head down on your arm and take a nap. This usually lasts about 20 minutes, and is a good break from work.

This morning, Turley took dropped Shaq's arm, then took a handicrap nap.

by AJP7M April 29, 2005

Two-Handing

The act of grabbing a woman's head with two hands to pull her mouth over your penis as you cum to force her to swallow your semen.

She said she wasn't into swallowing, but when I was ready I interlocked my fingers and gave her a two-handing she won't soon forget.

by GHeller April 22, 2011

Handiclapped

When some is handicapped and ‘clapped’ at the same time

Wow, Steven Hawken is so handiclapped

by Dankipicus October 22, 2018

handana

A bandana that is worn around the wrist.

John wore his handana

by halcyoN September 18, 2004

Handfire

The process of self satisfaction via masterbating (hand), and the eventual release of seminal fluid (fire) as a result of the act. Note that if "the fire" is not made, the term handfire is not applicable. You would be attemting to make some handfire, but would have not completed the act in the true sense of the term.

"I sprayed her down with a little handfire"

by JordanSPE April 22, 2006

handginity

Handginity(v): The word handginity originates from a small town in Saskatchewan, Canada... Much like virginity, it is an act of losing your innocence. Handginity in turn, is the act of touching a penis or other genitalia , whether directly or second-handedly.

Ex. Did you hear? Mark lost his handginity at the ripe age of 7.

by BraLubricant June 13, 2010