Hamered

Pronounced Hay-Murd

When you are so drunk that you can't say 'hammered' correctly.

"... I'm So... Figgren... Hamered..."

by RVe April 1, 2007

hames

Irish Slang meaning complete mess.

The plastic surgeon made a hames of me arse

by J Shirley January 5, 2005

Hamergency

Any type of situation where ham is vital and not readily available.

Someone point me in the direction of the nearest Deli! It's a hamergency!

by Hamergency November 15, 2005

hamberder

The act of having a Russian prostitute takes a dump on you

Went on a "business" trip and decided to have a double hamberder.

by meow meow beanz January 15, 2019

HamHead

Harvey Price. A dribbling rubber-headed blind spastic.

Or anyone with mild spasticinia or spastosis

Well done Jordan, your son is a Hamhead

by David Mildspasticania July 8, 2010

Hamden

a town of about 55,000 people in New Haven County, Connecticut. It's a place where idiotic high school kids who can't really spell post definitions of their own town on urban dictionary to talk shit about each other, but generally fail miserably.

See other posts, there's plenty of examples of the stupidity of Hamden kids.

by r7Zxy March 11, 2009

Hamberders

The proper way of spelling hamburgers for an idiot

Great being with the national champion Clemson Tigers last night at the White House. Because of the shutdown I served them massive amounts of fast food ( as an unfounded billionaire I want to let you know that I paid even though it didn’t cost me shit and I will write it off as a tax write off), over 1000 hamberders etc. within one hour it was all gone. Great guys and big eaters.

by Littlelondon December 19, 2019