Halloween

That one day of the year when fat middle aged women let themselves go by dressing up in cheap slutty outfits thinking they are oh so sexy and are going to get their groove on. You will usually find them line dancing to such songs as "The Monster Mash" while getting very drunk and obnoxious. There is usually a rigged competition for the sluttiest outfit. You will find these suburban women the next morning raving about what a great party it was and planning next years bash over coffee. Very scary!
Ex: "Hey guess what time of the year it is?"

"Oh Don't remind me, Halloween"
by sweetfeet45 October 11, 2011
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halloween

Adapted from All Hallow's Eve, a slightly clever, not-so-subtle ploy by American corporations to make the youth of our country into mindless consumer whores.
person 1: Dude, I got the awesomest Halloween costume!
person 2: Kill yourself. Douche.
person 1: How'd you guess?
by Nathan Frey October 31, 2004
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halloweening

good, old fashioned fun halloween times. doing something halloween related. no weird sexual stuff, just grab your pals and go halloweening.
the two kids decided to go halloweening because the new halloween store opened up

he hadn't halloweened in a long time and was feeling those spooky withdrawals

halloweening isn't for weenies
by pebble boy September 09, 2017
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Halloween

/'hæləʊ'i:n/ noun. Annual holiday with origin in the Celtic festival of Samhain. It's present secular form is now a festival where women let out their inner slut and where most men have followed their urge to dress up as women at least once.
We've come a long way at Halloween from the pagan rituals of Samhain...
by sushi_dinner November 01, 2009
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Halloween

October 31st. While this holiday was meant for little kids to walk around and get candy, it is also used as an excuse for everyone else to get trashed and for girls to dress up in costumes that barely cover their bodies.
”In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up in costumes and beg for candy. In Girl World, Halloween is the one day a year when a girl can dress up like a total slut and no other girls can say anything else about it.”
Cady Heron, Mean Girls (2004)
by justanotheramerican November 02, 2011
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Halloweener

"Scott is a hard-core Halloweener, he's always got the best costume at the party!"
by GhostFaceGirl February 09, 2005
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Halloween

Screw Christmas and get out your witch hats because Halloween is the BEST HOLIDAY
Halloween is amazing
by bluuskkye77 September 26, 2018
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