Hancocking

Doing something big that will get you in trouble, but you don't care. This term derives from how John Hancock wrote his name the biggest on The Declaration of Independence.

John: I just banged eight fat chicks!
Bob: Your wife is going to be pissed!
John: I don't care! I love Hancocking!

Tim robbed a bank, walked across the street and started jerking off in front of everyone. The police were on their way. He didn't worry a bit. He's really great at Hancocking.

by Captain Cam von Dam April 28, 2012

Hancock

The act of screwing an aquantance over for financial gain. Hancocking usually happens when the offender is shady in terms of finances.

Dude, Sean tried to hancock me for $5 to watch cable at his house,

by P-House March 5, 2008

john hancock

One shizza guy. He signed the Decleration of Independence first. He totally owned the other founding fathers.

If I live in the 1700's I would so go clubbing with John Hancock.

by Shizzlator June 21, 2005

hacoon

A younger female sibling, one who annoys you and whose main purpose in life is to cause as much inconvenience to you and all living creatures worldwide.

The term hacoon is generally used as an insult.

Hacoon, get off the paan!

HACOON! WASH THE DISHES!

by SJ February 25, 2004

hairodynamics

(noun) The airflow in a car when driving with the windows rolled down. Can be good or bad.

My perfect hairodynamics setup is the driver's side backseat all the way down, with the driver and passenger windows cracked just a little bit.

by shanut March 7, 2009

haiwoo

A reference in Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior books, also used as a greeting.

"Hey Erik, the noob pinged @everyone and said haiwoo."

"God, I wish someone didn't use that in #general, now it's the standard greeting in the server and people freaking abuse it."

by AetherianNooblet May 26, 2020

Hairorexic

A person excessively obsessed with their hair.

-OMG my hair is soooo frizzy today!
-You're such a hairorexic!

by bobcar May 6, 2010