Haggie

Haggie is a item who is ginger she is jealous of joggie and carl hates her to shreddles however if your named hagawo you have a long chance at bumming every thing you put in the oven

UGHHH im a haggie😢

by Joggie March 3, 2022

haggicide

To kill a person by making them eat Scottish "food"

Angus MacGrimley killed Seamus GlenMartin by forcing him to choke down haggis and blood sausage, thereby committing haggicide.

by Haggicide February 28, 2004

Hagging

When a straight woman goes out for a night on the town with a gay male(s). Also called Fag-Hagging, Fag-Haggin, or Haggin. Considered also a play on words between Hag and Hang.

Theresa: Hey Julie. What are you up to?
Julie: Oh Just Hagging with Michael and Tom tonight. Do you wanna double?

by DeJerk May 2, 2009

haggistani

A derogative term for a Scottish person, compares Scotland to a 3rd world country such as Pakistan. Derives from Haggis, the Scottish national dish.

Look at that Haggistani!

Wait, what?

by Jockel February 5, 2014

detonate the haggis

To fart. Not coincidentally, haggis is a traditional Scottish dish of sheep's stomach which is stuffed and boiled for three hours.

"Dude, did you just 'detonate the haggis' in my car?!? Get out and walk! NOW!"

by Duanester May 24, 2008

Haggis

Slang: A very old man
Similar to the term "Hag", which mean an extremely old and generally unattractive woman.

Woman: Whoa, did you see that 90-year-old hitting on that girl, she's like... young enough to be his great-granddaughter.
Man: Yeah, Heffy is quite a creep of a haggis.

by MicahMischief April 2, 2012

haggie

An emptied out haggis, resulting in a moist, warm hollowed out sheep stomach.

"I got yer haggie right here bitch!"
-Andrew Gilchrist

by Andrew Gym September 3, 2005