Hummus wrap

When you spread the lips of a pussy apart and cum in between the layers, making it a hummas wrap. If you wanna add hot sauce, wait till she’s on her period.

I went to Israel last month and that guy in the bar gave me a hummus wrap in the hotel room.

by Wowwhatagal April 19, 2020

Condom hummus

Memeified version of "condemn Hamas" - origination of this meme may be attributed to Twitch streamer Hasanabi and his chat. So many chatters kept on condemning Hamas that after saying it and hearing it so many times, it slowly devolved into condom hummus.

Hasan: Chatter, I am and have always condemned Hamas!
Random chatter: CONDOM HUMMUS KEKW hasL

by ~FD3~ November 12, 2023

Tongue punching hummus

Going down on a yeasty fanny

Her fanny was so sour it was like tongue punching hummus

by Obscured Green wednesdays April 20, 2022

Marmite Hummus

A phrase for Justin’s shit

Paul gave Justin marmite hummus again and they had it on toast

by 2000002 April 27, 2022

Buffalo Hummus

The absolute worst thing you can buy at a grocery store. It's COVID times, and still, the shelves are stocked with buffalo hummus. This is even after the toilet paper famine of 2020.

"Hey bro, you seen that new kid? He looks cool."
"No bro, lets go meet him."
"Hey, whatcha eatin'?"
"Buffalo Hummus."
"Yuck man, lets ditch this guy."

by uwu777 September 9, 2020

Big cock hummus man

Madeline’s best work, a Mediterranean god, 9 inch nail,

Guy:who’s that?
Stu: that mr big cock hummus man, don’t ask about his friend, he told his mom

by P€€p€€p••p••• April 16, 2022

ithaca hummus

a brand of hummus made with only real, fresh ingredients created by Chris Kirby in Ithaca, NY.

Hey Jen, do you have any snacks?
Yes Grace! I have ithaca hummus and carrots! It’s so good, it was awarded “Mens Health 2021 Best Dip!”

by BeetBro1 November 23, 2021