Knee Hugger

The act of taking a shit that is so painful that you literally hug your knees and pray to god the shit will end.

Man 1: "Oh god i have to go drop a deuce. it feels like its gonna be a knee hugger."

Man 2: "Good luck man. i know you'll pull through."

Man3: "Just don't plug up the turlet."

by Ezekial Smith February 4, 2012

Load Hugger

A person who, after receiving a load of ejaculate on their body, does not clean the load off but rather lets it dry and walks around with it still on their body all day - hence "Hugging the Load" or a Load Hugger. Generally used colloquially to describe a rude or inconsiderate person - similar to douchbag.

What? Joe just put on his suit and when to work right after you spooged all over his chest? He's quite an enthusiastic load hugger, no?

More commonly: Chuck ate your last doughnut and left the empty box on your desk? What a load hugger.

by Dusty Burner May 2, 2009

tree-hugger

an enviornmentalist(from an incident where a group of people protested against cutting down a forest by hugging the trees and not letting go)

Those two are a couple of tree-huggers.

by Light Joker July 4, 2007

face-hugger

Really creepy sexual partner who wants to bear/sire a child at the first opportunity, tries cleaving to someone who is not interested, and if a kid is conceived and born promptly loses interest in it. In short, a bit of a psycho. After the critter in the Alien movies.

I don't know what Alice ever say in Mark. Now she's trying to offload little Gary onto him. She must be a face-hugger.

by Fearman June 15, 2007

Hairpie Hugger

A jock-strap like device worn by women to prevent their excess vagina skin from sagging and hanging out of their shorts or skirts.

(WARNING!: A Hairpie Hugger is not to be worn with thong due to recorded side effects of possible braintooth, iphone malaise, finger grumblage and minor heart explosions.)

"Hey....I couldn't help but notice your vagina is hanging out."

"Oh shit! I forgot to wear my Hairpie Hugger."

by DougBoyFresh July 13, 2009

Script Hugger

A wrestling fan or any entertainment fan who thinks what they witness on TV is real even though it's clearly scripted. Script huggers can't be told anything because they are irrational and usually uneducated. They are so engulfed in the script or the storyline that any rational thought you present them is met with anger, nonsense and in some cases violence.

Hey Mike? Dude Colleen just said that Steve Austin really broke into Brian Pillmans house with a gun to kill him!!
Oh my god She's such a script hugger.

by JoeyNumbersTN February 22, 2015

Mug hugger

A person who wraps both their hands around their mug because they're lonely and that's the only warmth they know

Dave is such a mug hugger

by Markislav February 11, 2017