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Homosexual Cockplant

A Homosexual Cockplant

A homosexual who likes to inappropriately wedge his cock between another males arse cheeks in any busy confined space.
Johnny seized the opportunity to rub his dingle dangle into place between the sweaty fat yanks butt cheeks. It was a bold move but a most satisfactory one. 'I must get the 5:15 train again' he thought as his eyes rolled up to the sky in pleasure. ' Its so busy at this time, so ideal for cockplanting' he thought whilst feeling a warm blast of methane gas shoot against his testicles.

A Homosexual Cockplant
by Rev.Spoons Feltchmurkin March 25, 2010
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del tha funkee homosapien

good under ground rapper that has alot of street credit and good muzak that set the whole underground trend and part of the hieroglyphics crew
by Kc August 27, 2003
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homosexual

a word not found in High School card catalogues during the 1970s
by David February 2, 2005
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Homoselectual

A picky homosexual who chooses his or her sexual partners very carefully.
"Damn homoselectual," John stammered, "What could he see in Ricky that he doesn't see in me? I keep my nuts and ass clean, I suck a mean d__k and I don't have AIDS..."
by Blacc Hole January 25, 2010
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borderline homosexual

Action that looks slightly homosexual in nature.

May also mean someone who acts somewhat homosexual without actually being gay.
That hug Jamal gave me looked borderline homosexual!

Fred is definitely borderline homosexual, I mean did you see him slap George?
by Dartwind September 27, 2014
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blatantly homosexual

Anything that is so obviously gay it has to be called out.
Dude, I can't believe you like the Backstreet Boys. That is blatantly homosexual!
by Wiseman July 25, 2006
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jo homos

see jonas homos; a slang term for the very untalented music group the jonas brothers, they just suck a lot
stupid brainwashed girl: LIKE OMG THE JONAS BROTHERS ARE SOOO HOTTTT!!!! I'M SO GUNNA MARRY JOE JONAS

girl with a brain: do you mean the jo homos? they suck and they are all sleeping with each other so just give up
by just_honest June 10, 2008
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