by TheProph3t June 12, 2018

The composer of the music in Lord of the Rings. Notorious for "tone clusters", 5/4 time, and dissonant harmonies
by Young Trubz August 3, 2005

The amazing, beautiful, hilarious bassist of The Used. He was the singer before Bert came along (thank god he did). he has 15 piecings. full name: Jepharee Howard. called Jeph or for the cool people Jepha. he wears amazing red pants on occasion with a snazzy fedora. i saw him live and maaan was it great, i recommend it = He has a cute dog named Zelda, and does amazingly hilarious youtube videos with his partner in crime, Quinn Allman. i recommend watching the Wiztards cleaning service, jeph games, and the dvd trailer videos from their youtube channel.
Jepha howard:"you have to find basses made with the best material like woods. but i have a petrfied moonrock bass from an asteroid. Pekowwwww!" Quinn:"you sound like a cougar"
by smarter?shazaaaam. October 29, 2007

To fuck a girl and then at climax scream:
"YYAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ".
It is also important to use the arm swining motion in conjunction.
"YYAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ".
It is also important to use the arm swining motion in conjunction.
The reason your grandma is in the hospital is because I inadvertently punched her in the face when I was Howard Deaning her.
by Tom Tom, not John John August 30, 2007

by Elle644 August 27, 2005

When a friend comes over with a large desire to act as a drag queen, they are said to be channeling the spirit of "Mistress Howard" a drag queen from the 70's.
by Vogoins July 25, 2008
