hose monster

A woman who typically might wear black stockings or pantyhose with a short skirt hiked up to 'bejezus' in a club/bar environment with a specific intention on her part of enducing a multiple of male "stiffies" as a result thereof.

That Laurie Curtis is a real hose monster . . . or at least she used to be back in her prime.

by Veteran Observer July 20, 2006

hose off

to get a shower using a hose

Perhaps you should hose off in back. (The Last Song, 2010)

by dakotik June 11, 2016

Hose Choking

When your done pumping gas and you grab the hose and pull and squeeze to get every last drop out.

1. Gas is so expensive, so i am hose choking the pump.

2. I am poor so i am going hose choking at the gas station

3. I probably hose choked 50 cents worth of gas out of there.

by dj davidv November 27, 2009

John Hose

n. a loud urinator, usually a small-dicked guy who thinks that pissing loudly will give others in the men's restroom the impression that he has a huge cock.

Did you hear John Hose in the restroom trying to sound hung? He totally could've quietly pissed off of the porcelain but he went for the deep water instead. What a load.

by Harry Diction August 30, 2006

tote Hose

Function: adjective

Pronunciation:\'tō-tə 'hō-zə\

a German expression meaning "nothing going on" or "boring", used in reference to a party, nightclub or event. Literally translated, it means "dead trousers"

Die Toten Hosen is a German punk band from Düsseldorf. They have enjoyed decades-long mass appeal in Germany.
The band's name literally means "The Dead Pants" (i.e. trousers) in English. Their name is figuratively best translated as "dead boring guys".

Let's get out of here, this club is tote Hose!

by chellspecker July 24, 2010

Hose Hog

When someone hits the hookah incessantly and won't pass to the next person

Dude I paid for the hookah brah, stop being a hose hog

by Goatsauce June 18, 2016

hose job

Metaphorical term for fucking someone, or fucking them over. A metaphor for a metaphor!

My boss gave me Dave's project--that's a hose job if ever I heard of one.

Yeah, the vending machine don't work; someone poured salt water into it trying to hose job it into dropping all its change.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003