HELP ME

PLEASE HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAP BY PEOPLE AND LOCK ME IN WITH A LAPTOP MADE IN 2001 RUNNING IN THE NEWIST VERSON OF WINDOWS (XP) AND PEOPLE IT STUCK ON 6/30/01 PLEASE HELP ME I'M TRAP IN THIS ROOM ONLY WITH A LAPTOP THAT RUNS REALLY SLOW AND THE LAPTOP IS TERRIBLE IT HAVE 9 GB OF RAM
NO PLEASE HELP ME MY LAPTOP IS SLOW AND BAD.
by need help December 2, 2021
mugGet the HELP MEmug.

Help me god

Used by people that have some 'issues'. Can be used by anyone.
Bob: What you watchen?

Tom: 'help me god' Nothing, just uh um.. ANIME......
by Grandma_Gordon_Offical November 9, 2021
mugGet the Help me godmug.

WHAT?! HELP ME!

A meme with a poorly rendered chicken nugget with the Roblox Man Face. It is used by a speciric content creator and is mostly kid content.
Nettspend Nugget: WHAT?! HELP ME! LIKE = HELP
by 8jmed July 2, 2024
mugGet the WHAT?! HELP ME!mug.

help me

wait... do you really need help? uhhhh, don't worry ill call 911...
sh*t the phone broke
help me jhon HELP ME
by LOGANBOIIIII October 5, 2022
mugGet the help memug.

Help me

back with another-
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Crasshy September 30, 2023
mugGet the Help memug.
And I still don't give a single absolute fuck about historical slavery or child murder.
Hym "Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslaved now going to be the impetus for child murder. They should have told you to go fuck yourself so I'm going to go ahead and do it for them. Go fuck yourself!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
mugGet the Paying the people around me with money you made from my enslavement to help you keep me enslavedmug.

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