help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.

Could you help me funk

by lord_fabulous March 1, 2016

HELP ME NOW

Being a child that goes to school

The child cried to his parents 'HELP ME NOW'

by Chikabille November 21, 2021

help me throw up

help me throw up is when a girl takes her boyfriends penis and gags on it until she throws up

babe come help me throw up, alr come choke on this dick

by gokillyaselfss November 23, 2023

Help me

A word used to describe your life

Help me my dog ate my fridge

by The simpo May 21, 2021

Help me get the Burger Off

Another euphemism for "suck my dick"

He told his fiance "Help me get the burger off", meaning he actually wanted help getting a nut off

by Propriety January 12, 2022

Help me

The act of being not helped because you are in dire need of fun and something else in your life (aka depression)

HELP ME

by furriiayes September 2, 2021

help me?

im not ok? am i real? save me? what is the in the corner of my room?

are you here to help me?

by bunnythetransboy May 19, 2021