deer in headlights theory

n. the theory that people look unexpectedly hot as fuck from the back camera in the dark with flash

vanessa is the perfect example of the ‘deer in headlights theory’

by assenavd.sneeze September 19, 2021

Headlights

A game played in a vehicle amongst a large amount of people. Whenever your vehicle drives past a vehicle with a headlight or taillight out, everyone hits the roof of the vehicle. Last one to hit the roof removes an article of clothes. First one naked looses.

The last time I played headlights I was the first naked!

by McCormick&Cocanane April 11, 2015

saggy headlights

Large, saggy tits which tend to protrude from bras.

Bill: "Bruh, your mom's saggy headlights burned my eyes out!"
Jack: "Sorry, it's not my fault."
Bill: "Whose fault is it then?"
Jack: " My dad's! He titfucked her good."

by XenosKhalden July 23, 2016