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Haakon Rizz 

A form of Haakon rizz is forceful rizz, meaning no matter how. You will bag a chick and eventually bang.
Others form can very but are most likely random shitty and occasionally disrespectful pickup-lines that for no subtle reason should ever in any occurring universe work... But they do.
"No one can match that Haakon Rizz ong!"

"Wassup fat head"

"I am hot, ur a thot. Lets bang!"

"Can i lay my head on your thighs while you breastfeed me?"

"1 2 3, your pants below your knees, 4 5 sex?"
Haakon Rizz by The Rizzelante February 24, 2023

Hakuna Matata

"Hakuna Matata" means "No Worries" in Swahili Language.
- Man, you just ran over a grandmomma!
- Hakuna Matata.
Hakuna Matata by REX since 1982 December 28, 2005
She's a hot girl with a sexy body.

She's got loads of friends but even more haters. She stands out in the crowd and she can be a bitch sometimes but usally she's a sweet girl that gives the best advice.
look at habon!
Habon by Tipaah October 24, 2011
a very very very beautiful girl
oh she helluh halona, ima get at dat.
halona by israelizdummyiz March 15, 2007

hakuna matata

Hakuna matata is wonderfully phrased, problem-free phiolosophy which means "no worries, for the rest of your days." (Disney's Lion King)

In Swahili, it means "no worries" or "here-there-are-no concerns." Yes, it wasn't invented for Lion King...
"Hakuna Matata!"
"Hakuna Matata?"
"Yeah. It's our motto!"
hakuna matata by TheSloth September 11, 2008

Hakuna Matatatude

A generally laid back demeanor or disposition; a very relaxed attitude.
Wow, that dude doesn't seem to have a care in the world. You have to admire his Hakuna Matatatude.
Hakuna Matatatude by Doonbaligan December 6, 2010