garth mcgregor

garth mcgregor is a sick bodyboarder and he is barts idol. he does funny shit whilst on waves and fucken he has the sickest beard goin out

Ben: tommo did u see garth mcgregor on tension 7?
Tommo: yeh braz he is a funny cunt

by benjohnson April 30, 2005

Gwarts

An easier way of saying "genital warts"... Gwarts rolls off the tongue in a discreet fashion.

Bob: "Hey Steve, lets hit the beach and try to score some chicks!"

Steve: "Nah, I'll have to pass... the saltwater really stings my gwarts"

by Marky Mark and the What? December 9, 2008

garth brooks

The Jeff Gordon of country music. Butt-pirate country singer who is mainly responsible for integrating pop and country music, causing a metrosexual, pussified sound that seems to embody much of today's country music sound. Cheated on his wife, had an alter-ego named Chris Gaines, decided to retire, then came back years later to fill the world with his pop-culture country music.

Garth Brooks was the forerunner of the pretty country boy musician

by Long_Live_Rock May 31, 2006

gwarthock

A species of Internet Troll identified and described in "The Onion's Extremely Accurate History of the Internet, Part 6: Interactivity—Joining the Conversation About Hitler".

Identified by functionally illiterate, incoherent comments, lacking proper capitalization, punctuation, and usually containing an insult directed towards whoever they are addressing.

I was offering a rather successful counter-argument in a discussion, but then I got surrounded and shouted down by gwarthocks, and had to give up before I lost my composure.

by Richard Owen December 12, 2012

garthathian

Connor

Connor is a garthathian

by Hdidndjdjbd September 28, 2015

Garthy

A demon capable of mass destruction

Garthy will consume all

by Doctor Yeet March 29, 2019

Garth-Friends

Friends who have met through the entertainer, GARTH BROOKS, whether at a concert, on Facebook or through any other Internet group. You have this entertainer in common and form a bond with these people unconditionally for many years.

My Garth-Friends and I plan to meet up at the concert in Knoxville, Tennessee in November. We have been Garth-Friends since the 1990s.

by BLTRoadies September 10, 2019