An intense or abrupt ending to a relationship that in turn causes a person to run until they can’t run anymore
“Have you seen Tyler? How’s he doing?”
“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”
“ Yeah, he’s going through it right now, He got gumped by Mason. I heard she got back with her ex and acted like they were never a thing. Now he wakes up at 4:30 every morning for a five mile run”
by ObliteratedOrangutan September 14, 2025
Get the Gumped mug.When you use a woman’s full menstrual cup and fill it with Buffalo Wild Wings original sauce. Mix, and let ferment in car exhaust pipe. Make sure to use the car at least 3 times before using. Used as a substitute of sour cream in cooking.
by Isn’tfor September 19, 2025
Get the Gupped mug.The act of finding a piece of music (for example a .flac file) so enjoyable, you can’t help but gulp in excrete pieces of pure glee.
by Kimlko October 7, 2025
Get the Gulped in the flac mug.To be Gumped means being raped by a retard for exactly 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours non-stop while being watched by Larry wheels.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.
This means that for that amount of time neither you nor the retard will leave the room and you are both continuously being fed through an IV.
Person 1: Dude, where have you been for the past 3 years, 2 months, 14 days and 16 hours?
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!
Person 2: I was being ferociously Gumped in a gas station bathroom, even Larry Wheels was there to watch!
by Gumper9000 November 3, 2025
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After beating Justin 20 times in a row at rock paper scissors, Lauren was sure she could now predict his next move. Unfortunatly Justin chose rock to her scissors and fo'gumped her ass.
by Persianxcursion June 5, 2018
Get the Fo'gumped mug.Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.
She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.
by Jimmy gallon69 November 30, 2019
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