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cum gurgling gutter slut

a slut who gargles semen like mouth wash before continuing to swallow it. thus making the gurgling sound
JON DOE: before the slut swallowed my load she gargled it like mouth wash

Jon Doe 2: wat a cum gurgling gutter slut
by bigslongsmither November 10, 2010
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Cum gurgling road whore

a totally skanky girl who uses kinky sex to try and attract men to herself, but then gets kicked out of the party immediately after she swallows the load
"ok, you can leave now you cum gurgling road whore!
by frizzle freak November 30, 2010
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gurgle burgle sho-shurgle

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."
Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.
by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017
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gurgle balls like a pelican

One who gurgles balls like a pelican is someone who is generally an complete dick to be around, either used as a serious insult or light hearted banter between friends. It means in its simplest form you take a lot of balls in your mouth
Harry you gurgle balls like a pelican.
by Jdoggydog25 September 19, 2016
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Gurgle, The

The small bubbly throw-upy feeling that you get in your throat; not a burp, hiccup, or actually throwing up.
by precalcboredomfreer October 25, 2009
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Gurgle Birth

While your baby mama is in the final stages of childbirth, insist she give you a BJ at the same time.

If you can match blast off time with your kid being born...you, fine sir, are a LEGEND.

Baby mama gave me a gurgle birth while having my kid
My baby mama gave me a gurgle birth.
by FarkMeRunning June 30, 2019
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Sea lion gurgle

When a woman who is fat and distrusting girgles, at the end of oral, like a sea lion regurgitating a rotten fish.
I was sleeping with this old bitch in Florida that would sea lion gurgle every nite. Candy was her name and she was hoe AF.
by Randy Leighy October 2, 2019
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