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guitar

A very potent Weapon used by Christians to slowly suck out your soul by sitting by camp fires sinning kum-by-ahhh
Me: Good Grief there are some christians over there with guitars quick lets get out of here before they try to be nice to us!!

My Friend: ARGH!! they got me I can feel my inteligence bleeding out!
by Mortez October 3, 2006
mugGet the guitarmug.

Guitaring

I'd just as soon go home by myself and to some guitaring.
by Malagutigrrl February 4, 2010
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guitaring

the action of hardcore gnarly shredding on the guitar to the point of apocalypse and death
"dude the sky is falling!"
"yup my band was guitaring just now"
"you bastard we're all doomed!"
by MarietheMetalHead October 8, 2008
mugGet the guitaringmug.

guitar

Something that can be smashed or burned for the sake of romance.
When your girlfriend asks for proof of how much you love her, you smash your cherished guitar. It's like THE sacrifice for a musician.
by Grabczak October 16, 2005
mugGet the guitarmug.

The Guitar

When a gentleman is sitting down and masturbating while he's fingering his lady there is standing up so it look like he's playing a guitar
Gentleman: I really dont feel like having sex tonight honny. Can't i just masturbate in peace.
Lady: Come on baby. Can't you atleast make the guitar so i also can get som fun?
Gentleman: Fine.
Lady: Atleast i will get something bigger than your dick tonight.
Gentleman: .....
by The_dirty_poet May 27, 2016
mugGet the The Guitarmug.

guitar

A way for teenagers to spend hours accomplishing nothing. Leads to them believing they can start a band, then the band fails because they only play Van Halen songs and cant get a record contract.
Person 1
I can play freebird on guitar.
Person 2
Well I can get 100% of it on expert on guitar hero.
by arandomhobo August 22, 2009
mugGet the guitarmug.

guitaring

v. the act of turning up the volume of your amp to max while playing to annoy your neighbors
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: I'm guitaring!
Friend: Wont that annoy the neighbors?
Me: Thats the point.
by Tee Hee? July 21, 2009
mugGet the guitaringmug.

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