THE INCREDIBLE GUFF

"The Incredible Guff" is the name given to all farts that fulfull the following criteria:

A. they are huge
B. they are dangerous
C. they can go through walls
D. they are angry
E. everyone knows one is in the room

At the ASDA checkout people begin to disperse in disgust.
<whispered> "It's THE INCREDIBLE GUFF!"

by Mister Otter July 17, 2007

guff monkey

one who frequently farts

You stink, you filthy little guff monkey

by pantsonhead December 23, 2002

Guff muffin

Farting on a muffin and then making someone eat it.

Shop owner: that customer is a right asshole, I’m going to give him a guff muffin.

Customer: oh good it’s freshly baked, still warm.

by HH05 January 15, 2021

Guff-Up

When a situation or event is made into a big mistake, often resulting in serious consequences and could be considered a disaster.

He guffed up the server and lost all the users data, this is what you would call a Guff-Up

by J Dalley-Nee May 25, 2010

Camel Guff

When a girl sits on another persons face, with her camel toe snuggly wrapped around the nose and her puckered arsehole kissing their lips (cheeks spread). She then let's out a guff (fart) while the other person is eating her tasty hole.

Can't believe she camel guffed me last night.

by thesaggy April 23, 2018

Tuff Guff

An absolute unit of a man. Plays minecraft 24/7, only plays bedwars and duels. HES SO POG CHAMP.

Wow did you watch Tuff Guff's stream last night

by TuffGuff May 27, 2021

guff munch

a person/being that consumes and digests methane gas (guffs/farts) commonly for pleasure and joy. guff munchs scran guffs typically as the guffer walks away or isnt looking by open mouth inhaling them so they can get a full taste.

"see that girl ava she is a guff munch she likes wet ones"

by cal.lancey April 9, 2023