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Group masturbation 

The act of three or more people jacking off or fingering themselves or others in the same room. This group maybe be of mixed genders or only one gender.
Jim: Dude, I was at Elliot's house the other day and he got some chicks to come over and jack us off.

John: Is there always group masturbation at Elliot's?

Jim: Yeah it's Elliot's house. Amazing things happen all the time.
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Group Ride 

A group ride occurs when multiple motorcyclists get together and ride as a group. It is akin to a convoy.
Group Ride: It's like group sex, but with all of the leather and none of the penetration.
Group Ride by lo_0l January 16, 2014

group photo 

Photography taken of a whole squad, or GROUP.. without any form of exclusion; under any circumstances
"Even though the photo would preferably contain people with masks only.. it is a GROUP PHOTO; so the whole GROUP should be in it, no exclusions"
group photo by Skug March 7, 2017

group text hostage

Anyone unwillingly included in a group text conversation that doesn't pertain to them. Therefore the persons being held "hostage" are subjected to seemingly endless notifications of the group text from people chiming in.
My sleep in this morning was fucked because I was a group text hostage from the people at work.

Group Surfing 

When you’re with every person in a friend group and do this to many groups. You go from group to group being with every member in it. Most people do this for attention or revenge.
Friend: Did you hear?
You: What was I supposed to hear?
Friend: Dude your ex just went group surfing.
You: She always did like the attention.
Group Surfing by hazyful June 4, 2021

Group jerk 

When a group of males get together with the sole purpose to mutually masturbate and jerk-off together in the same room, car or outside area. This does not necessarily mean they are jerking each other off, or having sex, it could be a group of "straight" guys who get together to masturbate and cum. A group jerk is generally more than two guys (which is a jerk off bud). A group jerk or jerk off bud is also known as a form of male bonding.
"Want to join our group jerk tonight? We already have four others and there is space for two more".
"I never miss the group jerk with my classmates, it's more fun to watch porn with others".
"Mike has the best group jerks at his apartment, since he has the biggest TV and best porn subscriptions".

"We had an unplanned group jerk in the car after lunch today, Tommy just started stroking so we all joined in. Fortunately i had a cum rag under the seat but my car wreaked when we finally got back to the office".
Group jerk by JO Bud August 1, 2021