gretchdern

Literally one in a million. Plays the latest FIFA on his PlayStation and as a result, contributes to 12% of all DualShock sales. Has a crippling foot fetish and is possibly has a strong sexual attraction to your mother. Good guy overall but has zero luck with women. Possibly has an extremely obese but lovable cat.

"Yo Gretchdern almost beat me in FIFA but his controller drifted so he rage quit and smashed it against the wall"

by BruhManMonkeBalls420 November 23, 2021

Gretchel wires

An android/micro USB charger that has been cut to expose the inner wires and then is subsequently used to absolutely rip a dab cartridge when a battery is unavailable

“Yo man, would you happen to have a battery I could borrow?

“Nah man, but I’m absolutely ripped off these gretchel wires, I got you”

by Hooliganator April 15, 2022

Gretchen Wieners

The fetchest in the land, even if other's don't think fetch will happen.

Gretchen Wieners: "That is so fetch!"
Regina: "Gretchen! Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!"

by FetchinGretchen June 10, 2023

Gretchenfrage

When someone asks you a salient question regarding to your lifestyle or creed that might relate to you being a potential partner or not. Originally going back to J. W. von Goethe's Faust, where Faust asks Gretchen about her religion.

Gretchenfrage: you aren't jabbed, are you?

by KAAlmansur January 15, 2024

Gretchen Weiner

Someone so desperate for approval that they blindly follow anyone stronger, sacrificing their morals and self-respect.

You're like the Gretchen Weiner of film critics.

by Txboyinnyc January 29, 2025

gretchen media

media that involves angled opinions relating the state of israel or benjamin netanyahu

That reel? Yeah that was definitely some gretchen media.

by Donald Trümp February 26, 2026

Ghetchie

The characteristics of someone who is Ghetchet(Ghetto/Ratchet).A Hoodrat.

I was labeled a Ghetchie for my extreme street style.

by StormyTree July 18, 2025