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Gerry

Definition: A grubby man whose roots stem from nurturing beginnings. Once named from caring parents, developed into a person of floggish nature without specific or singular meaning. Originating around 1992 from a region of western Australia.

(1) To do a Gerry, is do perform an action of negative consequence.

(2) To do a careless actions is do have done a Gerry.

(3) To appear to be toiling relentlessly as if the devil himself was after my soul but in actual fact im doing nothing.

(4) An example of lesser being

Adjective) A man of simple beliefs and desire, of which drives those around to him to near insanity due to his simpleton nature. Often distinguished by the rarity of his ability contact the outside world after prolonged and consisted enforcement by those close to him.
Noun) a class of people, often present within the physical realm though easily mistaken for constantly being under the psychedelic effects of mushrooms. but don’t be fooled, that would be a great accomplishment if one such Gerry could perform to such a desired level.
Example (1)
Me: “hey man, did you see you see that girl? She’s totally into me!”
Mate:” better take her out soon otherwise you may get gerry’ed!”
Me:” surely no one would do that to me, that’s a dog move”

Example (2)
*me busy washing up the dishes when suddenly I do a goof, slip, drop a plate and break it carelessly on the ground*- “well I Gerry’ed that didn’t I!”

Example (3)
*boss walks into me diligently working after hear him coming at the last moment, quickly throwing my golf puter under the desk and kicking the cup with the gold ball in it aside frantically before sitting down in a scruff* Gerry: Hey Gary(boss)! I didn’t hear you coming, what can I do for you?
Gary(Boss): “Gerry, we are super busy today and as a priority today can you please finish this critical task? Happy to pay you over time to get it sorted!?”
Gerry: “I will try boss, but I’m super busy with stuff from another department and they said it was life or death to get it done asap! Sorry I wish I could help and I will try but I cant promise anything”
Gary(boss): “okay but please try!”
Gerry: *yelling out as the boss walks away* “Id walk to hell and back for you boss so ill try my best!” *(Gerry thinking to himself) * “I wonder if I can finally get that extra stroke of my putting by the end of the day if he stop interrupting me? -Ive totally just Gerry’ed my boss!”*

Example(4)
A king standing before his minion: “bow before me gerry”
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Gerry Status

A status given to a person based on their reactions, both physical and mental after consuming illegal drugs.
"whoa, haha.. watch and listen to Logan try to explain the inner workings of communist russia, he is totally at Gerry Status"
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gerrymandering

A term old teachers use to tell you shut up and sit down
QUIT ALL THAT GERRYMANDERING
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Gerry Smithson

Student who attends Cresskill Highschool, he squats on dildos, and often sucks them
Hey guys, i stole my aunts dildo last week and stuck it in my mouth
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Gerry

An ugly toucan or sometimes referred to as a feral rat, that squawks and scavengers for food. He pretends people are non existent and is a lame sugar daddy. His nose is protruding from his stinky face like a toucan, in the jungle. Some people expplain him as medusa
"Eleftheria": You are as ugly as Gerry, you couger!
"Maya": Excuse me don't ever compare me to someone so ugly!
by GerryFinder.com May 22, 2019
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Gerry Smithson

Look! There goes a Gerry Smithson..
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The Gerry Hawkin Style

This is the style of a male, typically descended from Half Moon Bay. The stye mainly consists of flips flops and cargo shorts. Men who are seen wearing these types of items can be described as a follower of The Gerry Hawkin Style.
Some Dude: Yo, look at that faggot wearing flip flops and cargo shorts. Hes definitly into The Gerry Hawkin Style.

Some Bro: Hah, hes so gay. I'll bet you my right nut he lives in the castro.

Some Dude: Most likely. Lets go kick the shit out of him bro.

Some Bro: Im down dude
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