grifting

(adj) shitting one's pants.

Did you see that dude? He grifted his pants! OMG, Sally is grifting her pants too in band practice!

by Texan_Pride April 26, 2017

grexting

Grocery-related texting, usually between long-term-committed couples; sometimes replaces or supersedes sexting in a relationship. May contain inside jokes, produce-related innuendo and/or #metaphorsforlife.

e.g.

- I'm at the farmers market. Want anything?

- How are the melons?

- Fresh and juicy. Same with the peaches. Do we have any courgettes at home?
- Yep. Very firm.

- I see some nice-sized pickles here.

- Leave the pickles. Bring your melons and peaches and hurry home.

- I'm coming!!!

She was late picking up the kids due to grexting with her husband.

by pbpbpb May 11, 2019

gear-shift greeting

A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.

I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.

by QuacksO March 27, 2019

grifting

horrible, not nice,

this kebab is grifting!

by Michael Homer August 13, 2006

grifting

to have a good time, hang out, go to the beach, mess things up, and just have a good time. any or all of the above and more

im enjoy grifting, its better than just hanging out. lets get grifted.

by pb chris July 26, 2011

American greeting

When you come home so drunk, you shit in the sink and don't remember. It's always a surprise the next morning!

Fuck! I left myself an American greeting!

by T E H March 27, 2008

Greeting Tag

The act of tagging someone on an image based greeting card on Facebook.

Mostly known on social networking platforms like Facebook which allows a user to tag himself or others in an image.

Someone greeting tagged me.

by afahad September 7, 2010