by Texan_Pride April 26, 2017
Get the grifting mug.Grocery-related texting, usually between long-term-committed couples; sometimes replaces or supersedes sexting in a relationship. May contain inside jokes, produce-related innuendo and/or #metaphorsforlife.
e.g.
- I'm at the farmers market. Want anything?
- How are the melons?
- Fresh and juicy. Same with the peaches. Do we have any courgettes at home?
- Yep. Very firm.
- I see some nice-sized pickles here.
- Leave the pickles. Bring your melons and peaches and hurry home.
- I'm coming!!!
e.g.
- I'm at the farmers market. Want anything?
- How are the melons?
- Fresh and juicy. Same with the peaches. Do we have any courgettes at home?
- Yep. Very firm.
- I see some nice-sized pickles here.
- Leave the pickles. Bring your melons and peaches and hurry home.
- I'm coming!!!
by pbpbpb May 11, 2019
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A playful alternative to shaking hands, this hearty/jovial "hello" gesture entails grabbing yer friend's toes in each hand and yanking his feet back and forth like transmission-levers.
I love giving gear-shift greetings to pretty girls whom I meet; not only does it elicit delighted/amused giggle-fits outta dem, but it also usually makes dem comfy wif having me handle their cute tootsies, and so they generally are then okay wif letting me give dem foot-rubz. as well.
by QuacksO March 27, 2019
Get the gear-shift greeting mug.to have a good time, hang out, go to the beach, mess things up, and just have a good time. any or all of the above and more
by pb chris July 26, 2011
Get the grifting mug.When you come home so drunk, you shit in the sink and don't remember. It's always a surprise the next morning!
by T E H March 27, 2008
Get the American greeting mug.The act of tagging someone on an image based greeting card on Facebook.
Mostly known on social networking platforms like Facebook which allows a user to tag himself or others in an image.
Mostly known on social networking platforms like Facebook which allows a user to tag himself or others in an image.
by afahad September 7, 2010
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