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Quantititive Geezing

London phrase to define excessive amount of boorish, loud or brash male behaviour, usually involving football, beer or cocaine abuse. In severe cases all three. A geezoff is the collective term for the event.
Hey there Si did you get to Bar Music Hall in Hoxton on Saturday like you said?

No mate, walked and it was a Quantititive Geezoff. Full of cunts. Some excessive Quantititive Geezing going on so I went home.

Good move, Si.
by Jamie Cee February 26, 2011
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greeting card marriage

When you meet someone in a Hallmark store who looks like a real life version of a Precious Moments doll and then immediately know that you have to get married to them.
Jake met her at the greeting card store and they totally locked eyes and then boom, got a greeting card marriage.
by Bexolater3000 August 14, 2018
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latino greeting

Expelling flatulance in or around the proximity of another's head. Particularly after eating large amounts of beans or other noxious fume causing foods.
When he bent over to tie his shoe, I gave my buddy a huge latino greeting. He almost threw up, because he said he could taste the fumes.
by Harvidge May 6, 2006
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greeking

Blowing a fat load in some bitches eyes, gluing her eyelids shut.
"Man, I just greeked that bitch," or "I'm thinking about greeking her tonight."
by Long Island June 11, 2006
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verbal greeting

Upon entering the RC a person would say "Good Morning/Afternoon/Evening" and render the proper greeting to the number of females and males in the area.
A verbal greeting example is "Good Morning C/Young and Gentlemen." Something that is not an example is Good Afternoon Cadets.
by theunnofficaligoftherc February 20, 2011
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Greezin

The step below just kickin' it...
Ya we were just greezin the whole next day
by nobody737 December 1, 2010
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Fuck you greeting

A greeting that people have started using to be honest with each other because when people say for example " Hi,how are you?". They don't want to know how you really are and couldn't care less and most of them are busy thinking about themselves and there's and are looking to make themselves another almighty dollar.
Hi,there how are you.
Fuck you.
And that is an example of a fuck you greeting.
by The Fury 13 September 25, 2010
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