grease scraper

A friend who gets you out of a situation where a fat chick is trying to hook up with you.

Matt get down here! I'm stuck between two fat chicks trying to take me home. I need a grease scraper to get out of this!

by The Boc January 19, 2014

Greased Weasel

The Greased Weasel is the sickest rugby tournament in all of New York. It takes place in Oswego NY and is held by the SUNY Oswego's Men and Women's teams. If you win the Greased Weasel you are invited to the legendary drink-up that is equally if not more fun than the tournament itself! There will be some things you cannot un-see and alumnus you cannot un-meet, but is overall equivalent to rugby Christmas.

Hey, are you excited for the Greased Weasel?
Yeah! I moved my wedding to make sure I could go!

by chachachachachooddee June 1, 2016

Grease the old dump truck

To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.

After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.

by Shar1 May 18, 2017

graça

A very attractive girl, beautiful on the inside and outside. She's smart, intelligent and responsible. Her smile lights up the world and her laugh is contagious. She likes to take risks tough she's reluctant at the first try. If you're with a Graça, you'll never feel sad. She's joy in person.

Mandy: "I've met your friend Graça, she's really nice!!"
Rob: "I knew you'd like her!"

by Maioneselmm06 September 8, 2020

greasemastrr

a man who loves grease and likes to stick his head in mcdonalds grease pots. sometimes associated with mastrr max, although they are not the same

Person 1: Richard Dickinson is a greasemastrr bro, he keeps smoking crack in the back alley of McDonalds and then he goes in just to stick his head in those pots.

Person 2: That's strange, keep an eye on him.

by Richard Dickinson December 3, 2020

grease pony

a slur made by the hit artist Yung Buttpiss

“shut the fuck up you stupid fucking retarded grease pony”

by YungButtpissLover December 14, 2022

Turkish Grease Cake

A pancake stuffed with a heady concoction of banana and sugar. The Turkish Grease cake is cooked using an inordinate amount of sunflower oil and finished off under the grill which caramelises the sugar like a crude Brule. Eaten by dim witted stoned people of Turkish extraction. In some cultures the Turkish Grease Cake is referred to as a Greco Lard Pattie.

As in 'would you like a Turkish Grease Cake?'-

'no I'm not stoned'

by DJ Poker February 25, 2009