Grant

Trash scum of a human being should probably drive his stupid purple fake ass Jeep off the Mississippi bridge and do everyone a favor he kinda cute tho

Grant: (pulls up to a stop light)

Anyone: Hey you so cute but you dumb and drive a car made for lesbians

Grant: Floors the gas petal and runs the red light causing a massive cluster fuck of traffic

Everyone: GET THAT BRICK OF A LESBO-MOBILE OUT THA STREET YA WANKER SON OF BITCH

Grant: Fuck you (dabs) YA yeet (drives what’s left of his Toyota FJ of a garbage can into the ocean then swims back to shore)

Everyone: Yay now our eyes don’t hurt

Fish at the bottom of the ocean: Oh damn thats some garbage right there

by CaptinYeet February 18, 2019

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Grant is and amazing friend. He is loved by everyone who knows a good person when they see one. He has a great sense of humor. He is great at sports and is very energetic. When your with Grant there will never be a dull moment (unless you too grim then there is normally a long silence). He is also very "wise".

Grant; An amazing friend

by fqgfhe October 18, 2018

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A man who only gives play and doesn't receive much in return. enjoys to eat out the pussy of a girl.

"Let me pull a Grant on you real quick cutie"

by That Fagggggggggg May 03, 2010

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A $50 gift or kick down from one person to another.

I appreciate the Grant$ that I don't have to pay back.

by Vin Nguyen February 28, 2018

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He is the sweetest guy you'll meet. He's goofy, loud, and energetic, but he's got a golden heart. He loves hard, and with everything, and is overall the best of the best. He's got eyes like the ocean, and they'll make you fall in love. He's passionate, and takes care of his lover. He's smart, intelligent, and always pushes you to be a better version of yourself. They won't hurt you. Their the type of guy you can actually trust, and they're always there when you need them.

"I love Grant."

by radhipsterdad October 14, 2018

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