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Grant

Trash scum of a human being should probably drive his stupid purple fake ass Jeep off the Mississippi bridge and do everyone a favor he kinda cute tho
Grant: (pulls up to a stop light)

Anyone: Hey you so cute but you dumb and drive a car made for lesbians

Grant: Floors the gas petal and runs the red light causing a massive cluster fuck of traffic

Everyone: GET THAT BRICK OF A LESBO-MOBILE OUT THA STREET YA WANKER SON OF BITCH

Grant: Fuck you (dabs) YA yeet (drives what’s left of his Toyota FJ of a garbage can into the ocean then swims back to shore)

Everyone: Yay now our eyes don’t hurt

Fish at the bottom of the ocean: Oh damn thats some garbage right there
by CaptinYeet February 17, 2019
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Grant

Grant their eyes blue and makes any girl fall in love with them. Their heartbreakers but there looks are to die for. Grants may appear bad ass but really there sweet and need someone that will love them for who they are in there life. Player alert. They can also seem desperate but they don’t like being alone. Dating tons of girls. But when they find the one they will love them forever. Grants need space( like please bitch) and don’t like clingy girls. I like a Grant. YES BITCH
Jessica :You see Grant he’s so hot

Stacy:I know wonder if he want to have sex with me

Katliyn: I love him for who he’s is he’s a Grant
by Liam Hemsworth March 17, 2019
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Grant

A man who only gives play and doesn't receive much in return. enjoys to eat out the pussy of a girl.
"Let me pull a Grant on you real quick cutie"
by That Fagggggggggg May 2, 2010
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Grant

He is the sweetest guy you'll meet. He's goofy, loud, and energetic, but he's got a golden heart. He loves hard, and with everything, and is overall the best of the best. He's got eyes like the ocean, and they'll make you fall in love. He's passionate, and takes care of his lover. He's smart, intelligent, and always pushes you to be a better version of yourself. They won't hurt you. Their the type of guy you can actually trust, and they're always there when you need them.
"I love Grant."
by radhipsterdad October 14, 2018
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Grant$

A $50 gift or kick down from one person to another.
I appreciate the Grant$ that I don't have to pay back.
by Vin Nguyen February 28, 2018
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grant

That guy gave Kim a teddy bear. What a grant!
by Jesus Meeker January 17, 2008
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Grant

A faggot who beats women and is the worst falcon NA
Woah dude don't be a grant
by .despacito June 3, 2018
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