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eighth grade syndrome

1. A time in life everyone tries to forget. It usually involves acting totally different than you actually are. Sometimes people think they have superpowers or think that they are super cool. No matter what case of 8th grade syndrome it is, people will never want to remember it.
Guy: Remember back when you had eighth grade syndrome you thought you had superpowers and were destined to save the world.
Guy 2: I was trying to forget those dark times.
by xXsadboiXx May 25, 2018
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Asian Grading Scale

The grading scale for an Asian student is typically different from that of the average American student.

When you're a normal American:

A: Stands for "AWESOME" you're doing great.

B: Above average, you're still doing good

C: Average.. you could be doing better, but you're slacking

D: Below average, you're slipping, but you can still make it up is you try

F: Well, you just failed, didn't you. No need to really explain that.

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Now, when you're ASIAN, it's A LOT different. "A" no longer stands for "awesome" anymore.

A : stands for "average" - anything below that is pretty unacceptable to your parents.

B : stands for "bad" - you're already at a below average cause all the other Asians and getting A's!

C : stands for "crap" - you're doing terrible and your parents will be pissed. They'll probably spank you or ground you, and you'll be sent to your room without dinner that night. If you DO have dinner that night, the topic to be discussed at the table is how disappointed everyone everyone is with you. This will be followed by comparisons to you and your successful siblings, cousins or fellow Asian students. That's right, your parents know every other Asian kid in your school even if you aren't friends with them. That's because your parents are friends with theirs and their parents like to brag. Bastards.

D : stands for "death" - your parents will threaten to kill you. They will not hesitate to beat the crap outta you, and when they're tired, they'll send you to your room, but once they've regained their energy they'll go into your and continue to yell and insult you. They'll take away your things (laptop, games mp3, phone, ect.) and even if pull up your grades by the next semester, you won't get them back until the semester after that. Oh yeah, you will be labeled as an embarrassment.

F : stands for "FUCKED!" Not ONLY will your parents beat the shit outta you, they'll probably make a call to your relatives in (china, korea, philippines, etc, where ever they're from) and start looking for plane tickets online. That's right, you will be sent out of the country cause your parents can't even stand to look at you anymore.

i got terrible grades and actually did fail a couple classes, but luckily i never got sent away T_T.
Asian: shit, my grades suck this semester
Friend: what are you talking about? You got A's, B's, and a C.
Asian: yeah, but on the asian grading scale that means I'll get about 2 and a half beatings and I probably won't be able to see daylight on the weekends...
by hey girl, hey February 18, 2009
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5th Grade

A time we wish not to remember.
Guy 1: Remember 5th Grade?
Guy 2: Please don't...
by memesaregodo January 21, 2019
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Gracie

Gracie is the best and prettiest person you could ever meat and you would be lost if you lose her my Gracie I love her so much she gives the best hugs and you will love to have her round I love you Gracie
I love my Gracie
by Be turner October 14, 2020
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Gracie woo woo

Gracie woo woo is what you call a very quirky and cwute pewson! Twhey awe mwost lwikewy twhe dwefwinition of cwackwhores awnd awe bwig fwans of Dwonald twump!
Hey did you see that crackwhore with a trump 2024 hat walk by?
Oh yeah that's Gracie woo woo
by Pydaraskurispydarina January 18, 2022
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Gracie

Gracie is a nickname for grace. The name is for females that are extremely attractive and funny. Gracie's will make you laugh every second. They love the attention. They are are very confident and leaders that many follow. They are academically smart, but seem a little off in the head because of their crazy and funniness. Gracie's are super good friends and are likely to be your souls mate. You will love Gracie's at first sight. They are very creative and talented and eat sugar. Speaking of sugar Gracie's are super sexy and have an amazing body and athletic figure. Gracie's love to play sports. You never want to make a Gracie mad. They are severely competitive and just a glance from them can freeze you. A Gracie's eyes are always blue. They turn colors into different shades of blue especially at the ocean and at night. Most tend to have darker shades of hair with highlights. Gracie's are hilarious and dirty in thought. But that's what people like about Gracie's. They like to be scary and see scary things. They like the thrill and rush of adrenaline. Gracie's are the most amazing person you will ever meet. You won't want to let go.
Oh my gosh girlfriend, why can't you be a Gracie!

I wish I was as good as sports as Gracie!

I want to be just like Gracie! We all do.

Gracie is so funny and smart!
by Thewholeworld September 15, 2014
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10th Grade Tripped

When an entire class is banned from fieldtrips. Usually involves alot of weed hidden in guitars, about 3 bottles of vodka being chucked into a nearby, several kids drunk in the hallways at about 11pm and one of them snitching and getting away with nothing bcs her uncle owns the school.
Did you hear? Gialamas talked to the whole grade.

Yeah, they were 10th Grade Tripped.

Yikes.
by Nina Kaliamvakos February 21, 2019
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