Grief Grabber

One who competitively posts obituaries of deceased relatives in the hopes of receiving all the condolences before other relatives do. This requires a keen strealthness and complete lack of proper social tack.

Courtney is such a Grief Grabber she posted her Uncles Obituary on FB before his wife!

by Cecelia Louise February 27, 2015

Nico Grabass

The biggest warlock you’ll ever meet.

This warlock can’t ride a bike!
Is his name nico grabass?
YEAH!!.

by Queen warlords December 4, 2021

grabbers

when ur nails are long enough to wrap around a dick .

i just got these grabbers done today .

by Michelle Marie January 22, 2019

grabassery

Usually pertains to poor service, and most often refers to lazy, inept, incompetent employees.
That's not to say, however, that it can't be used to describe your average garden variety ineptitude. Friends or accquaintences are good sources of humor/aggravation of this kind.

My package was bounced around in the FedEx truck for 3 days because the driver couldn't be bothered to look for the address or even, given an alternate, to deliver the package to a place she FREQUENTLY services. Customer service was no help, the terminal is run by a bunch of crazy half-drunken idiots, and the drivers are OBVIOUSLY dismally inept. I've never seen such grabassery.

by ElKrampo7 July 14, 2008

grabass

Touchy feely horseplay.

All they do is stand around playing grabass.

by Trish O. November 1, 2002

grababite

to grab-a-bite basicly means to get some food or to eat something.

Jeff: Oh goddamnit, I'm starving. I gotta go to Charcoal's Grill and grababite!

by Santacruzshores January 11, 2006

Mr. Banana grabber

I guess it would just be a guy who, you know, grabs bananas and runs. Or a banana that grabs things. I don't know. Why would a banana grab another banana? I mean those are the kind of questions I don't want to answer.

Mr. Banana Grabber: Hey, Look, a seagull, gulp

by George Oscar Bluth December 30, 2008